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"Daffy: Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word fear! Yosemite Sam: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, DUCK! Daffy: Fear: Noun. A state of terror. Yaaaaah! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
""Going down! Woo-hoo-hoo! (Michael Jordan shrieking was fall into the ground really fast with a crash, but wasn't hurt.) So...What do you say WE go for a little SPIN?! (Spins around like Michael Jordan, stopped, and brother's ear.)" - Space Jam"
""We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!" - Space Jam"
"DJ Drake: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous. Daffy: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed. - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
"Daffy: Say, that's the stuff from my office. Mr. Warner: You don't have an office. Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more. Daffy: Symbolically, this is bad. Please, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire. Kate: Let me escort you out. Daffy: Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
""That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment!" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
"(as Bugs fights Marvin outside) "What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do?... Wait a minute, I am Duck Dodgers! ("spins" into his Duck Dodgers outfit) Yes! I'm going to be the hero of this picture! (straps one of five rockets on) Duck Dodgers to the rescue! (the rocket blows up; Daffy straps on the second rocket) Duck Dodgers to the... (the rocket blows up; Daffy straps on the third rocket) Duck Dodge... (the rocket blows up; Daffy looks at the fourth rocket) Duck... (the rocket blows up; Daffy suddenly appears outside the ship with the last rocket strapped on, working) It's You-Know-Who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name." - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
""What a hypocrite! What a jip! Community service, eh? I'll give 'em community service! I'll see that ingrate ghosts get whiped off the face of the earth! I'll rid the world of disgusting echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Cubish... (loud thunder) ...er, I mean, NICE echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Cubish!" - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters"
""Oh, fear clutches my breast!" - Space Jam"
""Sell my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!" - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
""It just goes to show you, you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town!" - The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie"
""Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys!" - Space Jam"
"Daffy: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! Speedy Gonzales: (the burrito appears on his nose) Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito! Daffy: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam? Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up! Daffy: Oooooh! You're despicable! - Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island"
""It's supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!" - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters"
"Bugs: Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'. Elmer: Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil. Daffy: That's showbiz for ya! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"
""Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
"Shhh! I’m forming a Secret Alliance! Like I said, we vote off everyone else until we're the only ones left! Secret alliance for eternity. Then, I'll dump these losers. I'm winning the whole thing. --Toon Marooned: Survival of the Dimmest"
"Oh, boy, hunting season again. This year, I'll bag me a four-point grizzly bear or my name's not Fearless Daffy Duck greatest of the present-day hunters. -- Suppressed Duck"
"SO, A FINE KETTLE OF FISH! HERE I WORK MYSELF DOWN TO THE SKIN AND BONES TRYING TO KEEP THIS GUY ASLEEP! AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! BLOW WHISTLES! JUST WHEN I GOT THINGS SO QUIET, YOU CAN HEAR A PIN DROP! YOU BUST IN HERE AND YOU BUST OUT WITH A WHISTLE AND YOU SNAFU THE WHOLE WORKS! HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS REASONABLE DO YOU EXPECT A GUY TO GET HIS SLUMBER WHEN A GOOF LIKE YOU GOES AROUND MAKING NOISES LIKE A ONE MAN FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION?! HE NEEDS PEACE AND QUIET!!! IT'S POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS! -- A Pest in the House"
"Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump!"
"Ah-ha! Now I've got the drop on you with MY disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! [pulls trigger; the pistol disintegrates] Heh, what do you know...It disintegrated. [Marvin shoots at him] -- Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century"
"[After being let out of Porky Pig's deep freezer] What a trip! What a trip! Blizzards all the way! Snow 20 feet deep! But we had to get that serum through! It was mush, mush, mush all night! [grabbing the dog and pushing him like a sled dog] Come on, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush! Suddenly, the glacier cracks! There's a roar! Tons of ice! No escape! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! How things been with you? -- Daffy Duck Hunt"
"[first lines] YOU'RE KILLING ME! I'M BEING MURDERED!!! I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! I'm tellin' ya J.L., you're typecasting me to death. Comedy! always Comedy! ha-ha, WOO-HOO WOO-HOO, Yuck yuck! Honest J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel"
"Going down! Woo-hoo-hoo! [Michael Jordan screams] So, what do you say we go for the little SPIN?!! [spins around Michael Jordan] -- Space Jam"
"You're deth-picable!"
"You smug son of a- [to Bugs Bunny on his 50th anniversary]"
"You have insulted me! We meet on the field of onion!"
"Yoiks, and Away! [crash; more wearily] Yoiks, and Away! [crash; his weariness growing with each blow] Yoiks, and Away... [crash] Yoiks...and Away... [crash] Yoiks and away... [crash) Yoiks... [crash] ...and away... [crash; finally at the base of the tree] Why You! [chops all the trees down] Now then, yoiks and away! [flies past the chopped trees, but crashes into a boulder] -- Robin Hood Daffy"
"Yes, it had to be me! Poor me! It couldn't be him! It couldn't be you! It had to be me!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!""
"Ya to be drawn and quartered!"
"Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! But I'd surely get some buck shot, right in some vital duck spot, if it wasn't that I'm shot so full of luck!"
"Why the copious flow of lacrimal fluid, my querulous canine? -- Daffy Duck Hunt"
"Well, where's the rest of me?! -- Duck Amuck"
"Well what'y'a know! He's colder than a foundered flounder!"
"Well, I guess I'm the goat. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"
"WATCH IT, BUB!!"
"Very sporting of the little black duck -- Daffy Doodles"
""Is that all"?! There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do...but blow his brains out, which he did. [BANG!!] It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel"
"There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren't going to like it! -- Drip-Along Daffy"
"[on a distant island] Hey, come here, come here! Gimme a closeup! A closeup! [frame closes around him, still distant] This is a closeup? [pause] A closeup, ya jerk! A closeup! [camera zooms to Daffy's eyes; walking away from the camera] Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. -- Duck Amuck"
"Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an arc-deviation to here. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus going four million light years and THUS to our destination. - Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century"
"Silence is Foo!"
"Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gun powder, and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season! [to himself] What have I done? When did I take the wrong turn? -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"
"OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Sittin' on eggs is out! O-W-T Out!""
"Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that's the way he wants to play?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!!"
"Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney. When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite! Good evening, frieeeeeeeends... -- Boobs in the Woods"
"Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Oh, the little man from the dee-de-du-DRAFTBOARD!?! -- Draftee Daffy"
"Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction"
"Oh brother, I'm a buzzboy! -- Duck Amuck"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!