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"Hilda: Without it the ships will collide!"
"Jim: Ugh... ugh..."
"Aisha: What? Just a minute!"
"Technician2: Graphic shields altering course 3 degrees to port."
"Gene: Oh boy..."
"McCoy Henchman1: Kay, go after them."
"Aisha: Hey! Hold it right there! All of you stop your ships do you hear me? You're under arrest in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"McCoy Henchman3: Oh no, what should we do?"
"Horis: T minus 60 until asteroid zone is cleared. Warning. Warning. Further acceleration within asteroid zone is dangerous."
"Jim: Aaaah!"
"Crowd: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
"Technician1: But Lady Aisha, firing within the asteroid cluster is..."
"Technician2: Stop messing around!"
"Aisha: Wait! Wait a minute, that's crazy!"
"Technician3: Moron!"
"Gene: Hey Jim, tell me, what are the Ctarl Ctarl like again?"
"McCoy: Like we really have a choice? These guys are even worse than the pirates!"
"Jim': They're like a cross between a human and a tiger. They're really nasty."
"Technician1: We're gonna eat you."
"Aisha: Aaaahhh! Arrr!"
"Aisha: Grrr!"
"Aisha: This is the Orta Hone Hone, registered to the Ctarl Ctarl empire. I am speaking to you as Ambassador Planetary Penitentiary Aisha Clan Clan. With total authority in all space,"
"Horis: 482 seconds."
"Crowd: Clear the way (~ 10 times)"
"Melfina: Grappler ship closing in from above!"
"McCoy Henchman1: Okay, lady, gotcha this time."
"Melfina: I see something that's closing in on us from ahead. It's a large ship."
"Ctarl Ctarl1: Make way for the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"McCoy: Ain't gonna work little lady!"
"Horis: Grappler ships to aft have split into 2 groups."
"McCoy Henchman2: Right."
"Hilda: Jim, eyes up, they're coming in from the rear."
"Horis: Enemy craft have anti-laser defenses."
"Horis: Warning, please avoid any reckless evasive maneuvers until we are out of Blue Heaven's approach lane."
"Jim: Gotcha."
"Jim: There they are!"
"Gene: Ugh..."
"Hilda: Keep firing, it'll keep them on their toes at least."
"McCoy: (laughs) Running out of time."
"Horis: Further evasion is dangerous. Now leaving guide path."
"McCoy Henchman1: Ahh man!"
"Hilda: Horis, we need a rapid climb."
"Hilda: How much longer until we're cleared of the asteroid zone?"
"Horis: They claim they have the right of way."
"Melfina: Alright, I'll try."
"McCoy Henchman2: What should we do?"
"Hilda: Listen, I'm an outlaw. I hate to say it, but I don't have a treaty with you, understand? This departing ship is taking the right of way."
"Jim: Huh? You're picking a fight with the Ctarl Ctarl?"
"Technician1: Approaching ship isn't changing course!"
"Hilda: Alright, continue accelerating."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!