"I've never understood your hard-on for cameras, Max. You took a million pictures of us, and not one of them showed that you were gonna leave when I needed you most. Fuck cameras."

"Because you're not real."

"We're hoping you men will leave without us."

"Seriously, my uterus is on fire dude. Is that...uh... descriptive enough? En fuego utero, Skip! En fuego utero!"

"Je m'appelle don't give a shit."

"Let me dumb it down for you. I mean, sorry, what has fewer syllables than dumb?"

"“I don’t want to ruin this the way I ruin everything else in my life...”"

"How do you know which way is up when your whole life has been turned upside down?"

"”Insert insult here.”"

"Get your ass over here!"

"“Max, don’t insult me! Go on.”"

"Between the snow and eclipse!"

"I'll always believe you."

"you're the most amazing person I ever met."

"That's why you're Super Max!"

"Hey Max it's your man Warren."

"I know I'm a pain in the booty."

"You like to hurt people, huh? Like Max? Like Kate? Like me? Huh? Feel this, motherfucker!"

"I don't know. I kinda went crazy there...like Nathan."

"Everybody lies. No exceptions."

"I couldn't let you die."

"Welcome to the real world..."

"I love that Mom sent me a fat box of chocolate coconut bites for my birthday, and $200 gift certificate. She sure knows how to make a sad birthday happy."

"Yup, yup, I'm fucking insane in the brain!"

"I just don't think anybody is good enough for you... besides me."

"Time to change time."

"It sucks to be dragged into the spotlight"

"No wonder they call it a "web" - nothing can ever get out."

"Max, start from the beginning."

"Max, I'm in a nightmare and I can't wake up... unless I put myself to sleep."

"Nobody cares about me. Nobody."

"I gave most of the flowers to the other patients here because they need them more than me. I'm keeping the balloons, though."

"I love that you stepped up to David, but it doesn't matter now. Nothing matters."

"You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with!"

"Don't EVER tell me what to do. I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"

"Nobody would even miss your punk ass, would they?"

"Pussies can't fucking fight."

"It's cool, Nathan... Don't stress... You're okay, bro. Just count to three..."

"Don't be scared... You own this school... If I wanted, I could blow it up... You're the boss..."

"(Having been kneed in the stomach and shoved down by Chloe after the alarm has gone off) "Ugh, another shitty day.""

"Max Caulfield, right?"

"You're one of the Jefferson's photo groupies..."

"I loved her so much! How can she be dead?! What kind of world does this?! Who does this?!"