Episodic Video Games

"Since you're the mysterious superhero... I'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion."

"After 5 years you're still Max Caulfield."

"Nerd alert! My stepdad has a fully stocked garage. And he actually is a tiny tool."

"Welcome home, Max."

"This song fucking rules. Can't dance hippie? Come on! Rock out girl!"

"Can't dance hippie? Come on! Shake that bony white ass!"

"Shaka brah!"

"Yo! Turn it off! Turn it off!"

"This shit-pit has taken everyone I've ever loved... I'd like to drop a bomb on Arcadia Bay and turn it to fucking glass..."

"Welcome to 'The Real Step-douches of Arcadia Bay'."

"Yes, it's been that kind of day."

"Rachel Amber. She was my Angel."

"Not anymore."

"Fuck that! No way! You are my number one priority now. You are all that matters to me."

"Chloe....Jefferson drugged and kidnapped me."

"Samuel is such a weirdo. But I kinda like that about him."

"When a door closes, a window opens... Or something like that."

"I feel like I took this shot a thousand years ago."

"I changed fate and destiny so much that... I actually did alter the course of everything. And all I really created was just death and destruction!"

"Empty. Good. Nobody can see my meltdown. Except for me."

"Wrong. You got hella cash."

"Beautiful, I don't give a shit. The world is ending, cool."

"This is my storm... I caused this... I caused all of this."

"As long as you're my partner in time."

"That's right. Nathan Prescott is going down."

"I should've known. The Amazing SpiderMax."

"I hope you checked the perimeter, as my step-ass would say. Now, let's talk bidness."

"'Hella'? I hate that word, no offense."

"I'm sorry if that sounded too emo."

"Wow, you're hardcore, Max! Now I can text Warren that he doesn't stand a chance! Unless he's into girl-on-girl action."

"I'm gonna medicate"

"Boo yaa! Get it? Boo ya? Like I'm a scary punk ghost."

"The wi-fi out here sucks. Must take him days to download porn."

"I'm Price...Chloe Price..bang!"

"Did you just say hella? I think I'm a good bad influence on you."

"Amazeballs! I literally got chills all over my neck."

"You better not rewind and take that kiss back."

"It's the company I keep..."

"Crazy shit is the new normal for me."

"Max, this is the only way."

"Life is...so not fair."

"Max is a fucking child."

"Even my step... father deserves her alive."

"Who knows, maybe this could be Rachel's revenge. Our revenge."

"There's so many more people in Arcadia Bay who should live... way more than me..."

"I know I've been selfish, but for once I think I should accept my fate... our fate..."

"Max, you finally came back to me this week, and... you did nothing but show me your love and friendship."

"Wherever I end up after this... in whatever reality... all those moments between us were real, and they'll always be ours."

"Max... it's time..."

"Everybody lies. No exceptions."