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"Sorry I don't even know your name. I guess for me it's easy this way."
"But then she went away and she's not coming back, and I'm pretty sure that boy is staying in tonight."
"Shaking like a dog shitting razorblades; waking up next to nothing."
"I've got a big fat fucking bone to pick with you my darling, in case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying."
"Take your wings outside, you can't fly in here."
"At least we're still friends. At least we're still alive."
"One thing that I've never said, I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head."
"These cuts run deep, these scars are permanent and always on display. This makes things difficult for me."
"Maybe I'll stay down next time I get hit by a train."
"I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace. And then I'll drink 23 more to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face."
"Sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver."
"And we laid in my bed like a train wreck, and we both got laid like concrete."
"I've got it now, a thorn in my side the size of a Cadillac. Drive it through, cause backing up now would be next to impossible."
"At the right place at the right time, I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine."
"It's better now to be alive, sleeping is my 9 to 5, I'm having nightmares all the time of running out of words that rhyme."
"I guess I should be one to talk; there's nights that I can't even walk, there's days I couldn't give a fuck, and in between is where I'm stuck."
"I have no desire to see through my own eyes anymore."
"Why is it that you had to say goodbye in your special way? You slashed the tires on my car."
"He likes to pretend that he's all sewn up; it makes for a much stronger case, but there's blood underneath that skin, and that scar's not so easy to erase."
"It's a valid reason for every drink, and a new tattoo is a new reason to think."
"That self-pity shit is just too hard to resist."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than O'Hare."
"A little something like this is way too big to miss."
"I'll drink this beer and write in fear of a song everybody hates."
"Did I remember to sleep in? Take lots of pills? Commit irreversible sins?"
"If it was up to me, I'd never have to miss you."
"You have every right to be this appalled with me, join the club. I signed up a long time ago, and I know how you feel."
"Never had a drink that I didn't like. Got a taste of you, threw up all night."
"I don't blame you for walking away; I'd do the same if I saw me. I swear it's not contagious."
"Dream a good one tonight, I'll listen to the bad ones when they come."
"You had nine lives and one by one you chewed them up."
"What's upside down? What's coated in silver? This crucifix is my four leaf clover."
"I remain free from all the comforts of home, and where that is, I'm pleased as piss to say I'll never really know."
"You went out with a bang when you took with you all my dreams underground."
"Believe in what I am, because it's all I have today, and tomorrow who knows where we'll be."
"You know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines."
"Were you planning on staying forever? You don't fit in this hole, or don't you remember?"
"Same place, same hello, same goodbye. Helps you pick through beat up insides."
"And all that followed fell like mercury to hell."
"So what do you say, your coffin or mine?"
"You had time to waste, and I'm not sorry. Such a basket case, hide the cutlery."
"Drive yourself insane tonight, it's not that far away, and I just filled up your tank earlier today."
"Had a nice grip on my life till you twisted my arm."
"To a hopeless cause I sold my soul, a romantic plastic piece of shit you can mold, until I break into chokeable pieces."
"Like the pills in your hand, I'll never let you down."
"Give us back our sins, deadly one through seven."
"Bless me, dark father, I have sinned. I've done it before and I'll do it again."
"But I'm better now, having a good a time; being selfish and drunken, and vulgar and lazy."
"If they offered a test about being a good friend, I'd put money down that you'd surely flunk."
"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!