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"If you were a telephone, you'd still be off the hook."
"You're just jealous cause we're young and in love."
"And tonight will go on forever while we walk around this town like we own the streets and stay awake through summer like we own the heat."
"And is that what you call tact? You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back."
"So, is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with. Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish. I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield."
"They say you need to pray if you want to go to heaven but they don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell."
"So don't apologize. I hope you choke and die."
"Now I know I want to kill you like only a best friend could."
"Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair, or someone breaking your heart."
"Nothing's absolutely definite til it's absolutely, definitely gone."
"It's girls like you that make me think I'm better off at home on a Saturday night with all my doors locked up tight."
"Cars are little blood cells We are oxygen City is the airways Suburbs appendages"
"How darkly the dark hand met his end He was withered and bony; exposed for a phony But we heed the last words that he penned Haste to disgrace the traitor, do not wait till later"
"Well I wish that I was as good as you Caring and trusting And I wish that my condition was new But I'm old and rusting"
"When the army had to hold the line Well you were nowhere near the front Before the kids could tell the dog "goodbye" Well, you were loading up your gun I wanna know I've left the great divide I wanna know what I've become You think that no one else is lonesome You think that you're the only one?"
"I stole bricks from the dam almost every day Now I'm drowning in the flood I made Explain myself to me on the other side I'm gonna want some answers when I die"
"The champ goes down like a clown in the second round I wish we'd had a better goodbye"
"Where's all my hope and my marriage license?"
"In the valley of your slowly-fading memory Are there pastures bathed in some uncertain light where you won’t graze? Paths you won't take?"
"A million suns won't fill you up If you can't see the wine flowing over your cup"
"For the good Of all men Hold me down Underwater and don't let me up again"
"If I believe only half what I read I got a reason to be dug in deep"
"In the water, they saw the face Of the man who once owned it, ashamed and disgraced In the water, they asked them both "How did you get the gold without digging any holes?""
"Hell is digital You'll pray to pieces"
"Let's all go play Nagasaki What a lovely way to die A final show and we all go So no one has to say goodbye"
"Well I guess nothing can be perfect, so here's a comforting thought At the bottom of the ocean fish won't judge you by your faults"
"Do you know the words that make the hidden door open? Can you speak my secret name and fix me? I have no heart, I have no brain Lord I have no courage Can you get me home again?"
"I'm hoping that in time, you can lay down All this weight you've been carrying around and maybe one day You'll find your way To climb on up out of your grave With the bits of you you managed to save"
"I want to tell you we're alright Want to erase all your doubt I've got this thorn dug in deeply Sometimes I can't get it out"
"Something's stirring in a deep Atlantic trench Doesn't forget the thousand years before it slept It's the beast, it's my heart, it's open Dive down into it till you hear a tick"
"And there's no blame For how our love did slowly fade And now that it's gone It's like it wasn't there at all And here I rest where disappointment and regret collide Lying awake at night."
"Crashing through the parlor doors, what was your first reaction? Screaming, drunk, disorderly: I'll tell you mine. You were the one, but I can't spit it out when the date's been set."
"I'm in Los Angeles today; garbage cans comprise the medians of freeways always creeping, even when the population's sleeping. And I can't see why you'd want to live here."
"I'll take the best of your bad moods and dress them up to make a better you, 'cause all the company calls amount to one paycheck."
"But I'm thinking of what Sarah said. That "love is watching someone die". So who's gonna watch you die?"
"Burn it down 'til the embers smoke on the ground And start new when your heart is an empty room With walls of the deepest blue [...] And all you see is where else you could be when you're at home And out on the street there are so many possibilities to not be alone"
"If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied Illuminate the "no"'s on their vacancy signs. If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks I'll follow you into the dark."
"I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere When the water filled every hole. And thousands upon thousands made an ocean, Making islands where no island should go."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!