"C'mon. Queensberry rules. Put 'em up, you little pipsqueak. Hahahaha, you're shaking. Don't tell me you're a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel. And don't think acting like a big girl's blouse will get you out of it. There's no mercy with Victor Quartermaine."

"[after firing a shot to get the crowd's attention] A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now. I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again."

"Out of my way, fool."

"Toupee, you idiot! My hair is in your machine!"

"I Want. Toupee, please."

"How do you intended to finish these vermin off? Crush them? [kicks the BunnyVac 6000] Liquidize them?"

"There's No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole]"

"[Victor: Ha-ha-ha! No one beats Victor Quartermaine!] Is that so? [knocks him out with a giant carrot] Consider yourself dumped. Hmm!"

"Run, rabbit, run!"

"Please, Wallace, call me "Totty"."

"Smashing Wensleydale."

"Job well done, lad."

"Cheese, Gromit!"

"Heehee! Lovely cheese, Gromit!"

"Don't forget the crackers."

"[last line] CHEEEEEEEEESE!!"

"[praying] Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care. In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine. Aaaaaaa-men."

"[holding up a pair of cucumbers like a cross] MERCY!"

"This was no man, does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves."

"And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of...THE WERE-RABBIT!"

"My poor sensitive child, allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!! [fireworks begin to go off and music plays] ON WITH THE SHOW!"

"[witnessing Victor Quartermaine caught on a weather-vane by his trousers, showing his rear end to all below] BEWARE THE MOON!"

"Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!"

"I never saw such cauliflower carnage. Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs."

"[On the history of the Giant Vegetable Competition] That's right. Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it."

"Something wicked this way hops."

"Something bunny is going on."

"[near Wallace] “Master”, [near Gromit] “Mind”"

"Cracking cheese, Gromit!"

"Peter Sallis — Wallace / Hutch"

"Helena Bonham Carter — Lady Campanula Tottington"

"Ralph Fiennes — Lord Victor Quartermaine"

"Peter Kay — PC McIntosh"

"Nicholas Smith — Reverend Clement Hedges"

"Edward Kelsey - Mr. Growbag"

"[pleading to Gromit, as he turns into a Were-Rabbit] You gotta help me, Gromit! HIDE ME! ANYTHING! Before it's to late! [fells down to the floor] LAD!!!"

"Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower. (pause) Oh come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the weight for. Full suction."

"[at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon] Ooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola."

"I'm just crackers about cheese."

"Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog."

"Lovely food, for rabbits, that is."

"Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

"It's a veritable...vegetable...paradise."

"[to Gromit] Er, what's up, dog?"

"Monterey Jack! Wow!"

"Cracking toast, Gromit."

"Good night, Gromit."