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April 10, 2026
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"Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my calcul-"
"No, no, don't! Aaahhh! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hiccup! SON!!!!"
"[Prince Gristle Jr.: But, Daddy...I never got to eat a Troll. What's gonna make me happy now?] Come here, son...nothing. Absolutely nothing. You will never, never, never, never be happy. [Prince Gristle Jr.: Never?] Ever."
"Watch out, Branch!"
"But wait, wait, wait."
"Eugene, put me down! Do you hear me! I'm the boss of you!"
"LEEME GO!! LEEME GO!!!"
"I'M FREEEEEEEEEE........!!!!!!"
"Ah! NOOO!!!"
"[falling off the mountains and shouts] NOOOOO!!!"
"Ha ha ha! Come and get me! Oh no, no, no! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"Me? No, no, no. No, you’ve got it wrong! [Tiffany: OMG! And a shocking twist.] You're making a huge mistake! [Tiffany: The notorious bandit known as the Crimson Paw has been revealed to be none other than Professor Marmalade.] I'm not the Crimson Paw! She is the Crimson Paw! She's the paw! I'm a flower of goodness!!! NOOOO!!!!"
"CRIMP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Ha! Glad I lived long enough to see that. I’ll buy you some time. Follow Brightbill. Don’t wait for me."
"[Zeng: Can we run now?] Yes."
"Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach. [Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!] Maybe it can. If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it. [Shifu: But how, how? I need your help, master.] No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe. [Shifu: I-- I will try.] Good. [sees petals floating around him] My time has come. You must continue your journey without me. [hands Shifu his staff] [Shifu: What-- What are you--? Master, you can't leave me!] You must believe. [Shifu: Master!]"
"[weakly] You...can't defeat me. [panting heavily] You-- You're just a big...fat...panda! [Po: [grabs Tai Lung's index finger] I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda. (In other words, the Kung Fu Panda.) [raises his pinky finger with a smirk]] [gasps in horror] The Wuxi Finger Hold! [Po: [mockingly] Oh, you know this hold?] You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that. [Po: Nope. [Tai Lung smiles weakly] I figured it out. [Tai Lung's eyes widen in an "Uh-oh!" stare; Po flexes his pinky finger] Ska-doosh!]"
"[Shen: Show-off.] That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu. [Shen: I agree, but this is.]"
"[Shen: Why aren't we firing?!] They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close! [Shen: [sees Po marching at him] Fire! Fire at them!] But, sir, we'll kill our own! [Shen: [shouting] I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!] [Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch] No."
"How did you...How did you do it? [Po: You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--] Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I scarred you for life! [Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.] No, they don't. Wounds heal. [Po: Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?] I don't care what scars do. [Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of the stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.] You're right. Then I choose...this!"
"It took me five hundred years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me five hundred more! [Po: You want my chi so bad? Then take it!] Yes! The power is mine! Wait! No! It's too much! It's too much! NO! NOOOOO!!!"
"Zhen, do something! [Zhen: Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings.] [Tai Lung: See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior.] No!"
"MOSES!! MOSES!! [Moses: *Sigh* Goodbye, brother!]"
"Wait! No, wait! WAAAAIIIIIIIT!!!"
"Huh?! [Ginger: Bye-bye!] AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [Fowler: Bombs away!] MR. TWEEDY!!!"
"Phillip, help me! Phillip! [Phillip gets out of the bouncy house, saw the big female rabbit puppet and runs to it from behind, thinking it was the were-rabbit Wallace] Do something! [A snarling Phillip leaps into the air and bites into the female were-rabbit puppet's tail] D'AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! [Reverend Clement Hedges: Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!]"
"Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders all your life. Think for yourself."
"What is it? It's beautiful... [Soldier Ant: Ridgeway, get out of there!]"
"Chippy, we have a social obligation to the less fortunate. I know you laugh at my hobbies, but this is important to me! [Chip: Hm. You have such a big heart. That's why you're my little cuddly-widdles.] Oh, my big strong pheromone factory."
"Cutter...what are you doing?! [Cutter: Something I should have done, a long time ago. This is for the good of the colony, sir. [pulling Z up]] YOU USELESS, UNGRATEFUL MAGGOT!!! I AM THE COLONY!!! [Z: [to Cutter] Look out!]"
"I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right! YEAH!"
"Oh, come here, soldier."
"I'll make you regret the day we met! I'll see you drawn and cornered! You'll beg for death to save you! [Fiona: No! Shrek!] And as for you, my wife? [Shrek: Fiona!] I'll have you locked back in that tower, for the rest of your days! I AM KING! [Shrek whistles for Dragon] I WILL HAVE ORDER! I WILL HAVE PERFECTION! I WILL HAVE--! [Dragon roars] AAAAAAAH! [Dragon eat Farquaad] AAAH-! [Dragon swallows him] [Donkey: Alright, nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!] [Dragon roars] [Donkey: I'm a donkey on the edge!] [Dragon burps out Farquaad's crown] [Donkey: [chuckles] Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?]"
"Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion! [Harold: [smugly] Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.] [Prince Charming: Mommy! [grabs wand from Puss]] [Fiona: "Mommy"?] [catches her wand and grunts] I told you, ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! [shoots death beam] [Queen Lilian: Harold!] [Fiona: Shrek!] [King Harold: NOOOOOO!!!!] [deflects beam toward Fairy Godmother, who gets hit and screams] Oh. HA! [turns into bursts explode bubbles]"
"[after thinking he finally killed Shrek] A new era finally begins! [Shrek opens his eyes to his friends, who are relieved] Now, all of you, bow before your king! [Shrek: [clears throat] You need to work on your aim. [lifts up Charming]] This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After! [Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep looking... [looks tenderly at Fiona before back to him] 'cause I'm not givin' up mine.] [Dragon knocks over tower prop, as Prince Charming looks up] Mommy?"
"Maybe we should hire a professional bounty hunter? [Rumpelstiltskin throws water at her in frustration] AHH!!! What a world! What a world!"
"[Fiona: [shocked] Shrek?] [Rumpelstiltskin: [surprised] His day is up! His day is... [gets squeezed]] [Fiona: [heartbroken] Shrek?] It's alright. [Fiona: There has to be something I can do.] You've already done everything for me Fiona. You gave me a home and a family. [Fiona: You have kids?] We have kids. Fergus, Farkle, and a little girl named... [simultaneously with Fiona] ...Felicia. [Fiona: [simultaneously with Shrek] Felicia. I've always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.] And someday... [gives squeaky toy to Fiona] ...you will. [Fiona, Donkey, and Puss sadly stare at Shrek] You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. [Shrek and Fiona share true love's kiss, just as Shrek disappears] [Puss in Boots: [notices] Fiona, the sunrise. You're still...an ogre.] [Fiona: [sees Puss in Boots is right] True love's form.] [Rumpelstiltskin: [shocked] Impossible!] [Fiona: [happily] The kiss worked.]"
"No! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not ready! No! Wait!"
"Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do. [Puss in Boots: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won't. So, I won't make you choose."
"Mr. Horner, I need your help, Mr. Horner!"
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I MEAN, WHAT'S SPECIFICALLY?!"
"[Alex: And you!] Me? [Alex: This is my territory, understand?! I never ever want to see you on my turf again!]"
"Out of my way. Well, well, well. You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly, you quit the pride. And you were kicked out. So don't think that this changes anything. [Alex: You're right. In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation. A man bag. Very popular where I'm from.] Don't know what to say. [Alex: Still be tough and carry your stuff.] Does this strip adjust? Yes. I think this will go very nicely for me when I go out hiking. But I'm afraid you're still banished. [Alex: We figured you'd say that.] [Nana: My handbag! YOU BAD KITTY!!] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
"If I am going down, YOUR head is coming with me! [Alex: I don't think so! You're going down, but not with my head! Your days of chasing animals are over, DuBois, because you just messed with the king!]"
"WHAT? Are you KIDDING ME?! [Skipper: Dave. Oh-oh, look at you.] You think this is over?! I'm just getting started! [Kowalski: What do we do with him now?] [Amy: Aw!] Open this right now!"
"[shoves a pitchfork in Lady Tottington's hair] Hmmmm, I rather like your hair pinned back."
"Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do."
"Get your hairy mitts off my future wife you big brute."
"Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!