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"No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]"
"I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!"
"I like him, he's crazy!"
"Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!"
"Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips."
"[wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!"
"[as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is."
"Okay, may I please paint your lake?"
"[angrily] Ooh!"
"[After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you."
"Gosh, they're sure strict around here."
"There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!"
"G-g-gosh no, I'm not married."
"[stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!"
"[sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud."
"[using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned."
"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises."
"Duck hunters is the cwaziest peoples!"
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Barnyard Dog / Angel / Devil."
"[reacting to Daffy's "film"] Amazing! Marvelous! Stupendous! Colossal! Tremendous! Gigantic! Astounding! Unbelievable! Spectacular! Phenomenal! And it's good, too."
"June Foray as Elmer's Wife. (uncredited)"
"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Barnyard Dog."
"Sneaky slob!"
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Hotel Clerks / Manager / Elevator Boy."
"Gladys Holland as Melissa Duck. (uncredited)"
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Hunky Duck / Atomcol Salesman."
"Well, what do you call that? [Hunky Duck: You all can call me Shorty.]"
"[trying to smash a large rock but falls to pieces] You're despicable."
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / The Little Man from the Draft Board. (uncredited)"
"Rolfe Sedan - Von Hamburger, Daffy Duck (imitating Von Hamburger)"
"Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck, I.M. Stupendous, Sound Engineer, Rooster Actor, Chef, Boxing Announcer, Assistant Directors, Von Hamburger (woo-hooing)"
"Sara Berner - Katharine Hepburn Chick, Fat Lady"
"Jim Bannon - Newsreel Narrator"
"Well, I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. [He produces a pistol marked "Acme Ultimatum Dispatcher", which fires a bullet into Marvin's Maggot-class spacecraft. The bullet screeches to a halt in front of Marvin, then opens up and rolls out a sign which reads "Surrender or be blown into 17,670,002 micro-cells". Marvin produces a pistol marked "A-1 Ultimatum Answerer", which fires a bullet into Dodgers' spacecraft. This bullet, upon screeching to a halt in front of Dodgers, opens up and catches our hero in the face with a shotgun-blast. Dodgers then fires another ultimatum-bullet into Marvin's Maggot; this one opens up and rolls out a sign which reads "OUCH!"]"
"Oops! Had the silly thing in reverse!"
"Mel Blanc - Porky Pig / Daffy Duck."
"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / General Von Vulture / Hitler. (uncredited)"
"Von Vulture's telegram: Dumkopf!! Ift daf nicht sauerkrauten kartoffel suppe nicht effen kalbfleisch - Der Apfen von Gelchichte [translation: If vun more kommando gets through it's your ka-rear!! - The Apes of Wrath]"
"Hitler: [last line; after Daffy hits Hitler on the head with a mallet] SCH-U-ULTZ!"
"Ah, now try and duck this one, you duck! Heil Hitler! [fires Daffy out of a cannon]"
"[to Schultz] You dummkopf!"
"[repeated line] Schultz!"
"It makes me so mad. If I'd only sent more troops..."
"Messerschmitts! A whole mass of Messerschmitts! [flies away. The Messerschmitts shoot each other and crash] A MESS of Messerschmitts! [whoops]"
"[parachuting down]"
"I'm not just your ordinary, meat-on-the-table duck. I'm gifted. I'm just slopping over with talent. I can sing. [sings and laughs hysterically]"
"Strike an ordinary match! Girls! You better hold on to your boyfriends! Swallow the match!"
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck / Cab Driver / Theatre Manager."
"What?! The rabbit's name over mine?! I'll just see about that!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!