Boobs in the Woods

"[singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪"

"No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]"

"I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!"

"I like him, he's crazy!"

"Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!"

"Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips."

"Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?"

"[wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!"

"[as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is."

"Okay, may I please paint your lake?"

"[angrily] Ooh!"

"[After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you."

"Gosh, they're sure strict around here."

"There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!"

"G-g-gosh no, I'm not married."

"[stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!"

"[sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud."

"[using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned."

"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises."