"[Finding a derelict pick up truck out in the field, to Alex ] Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut."

"[Holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun] Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!"

"[To her father, upon arrival to cabin] I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."

"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

"[Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial] Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch."

"Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun"

"Ken Olandt as Nathan"

"Emilie Ullerup as Catherine"

"[In a little girl's voice trapped from a bag] I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase. I'm going to suffocate."

"[Screams out while lighting a match] Burn in hell, you little green bastard!"

"What's up, ninjas?"

"As Shakespeare said, shit happens."

"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"

"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it! [Touches Ozzie's face who nervously laughs and run away]"

"John Voldstad as Shop Owner"

"The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!"

"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna hurt ya. [Fires gun] The hell I'm not!"

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!"

"Yo man, want me gold?"

"Tina, get out of here. Go back! There's a big, ugly motherfucking spider! Go back! get out!"

"Adam Boys as Francois"

"Nice place you got here. Peaceful."

"You know, it's strange. Somebody else asked me if I was afraid today. I am afraid. I'm afraid of what happens when somebody pushes me too far. Somebody just like you. 'Cause I know what happens next."

"A fucking fishing spear?"

"I got a tip for you. Don't let no one get this close."

"Jake Gyllenhaal as Dalton"

"Daniela Melchior as Ellie"

"Conor McGregor as Knox"

"Billy Magnussen as Ben Brandt"

"Beau Knapp as Vince"

"Hannah Love Lanier as Charlie"

"Jon Paul Jones — Pete Stroudenmire"

"Kevin Carroll as Stephen"

"JD Pardo as Dell"

"Tom Finnegan — Chief of Police"

"Anthony De Longis - Ketchum"

"Robert Menery as Jack"

"Darren Barnet as Sam"

"Joaquim de Almeida as Sheriff"

"B.K. Cannon as Laura"