Crash Bandicoot Series

"I'll get the last laugh! [laughs] I'm laughing now too, just in case."

"Make us, sucker!"

"Hi, everybody! What the fudge happen out here? Give me some hug!"

"Bring on the Titans!"

"Jess Harnell as Crash Bandicoot"

"Lex Lang as Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Debi Derryberry as Nina Cortex (DS version only) and Coco Bandicoot"

"Greg Eagles as Aku Aku"

"Chris Williams as Crunch Bandicoot and Tiny Tiger"

"John DiMaggio as Uka Uka"

"Nolan North as N. Gin"

"Amy Gross as Nina Cortex"

"I'll deal with them. I have been fighting evil for many centuries!"

"Dark magic is behind these creatures. Strange things are afoot!"

"Yes, I know I don't have feet. Let's just go already!"

"Listen up, corn dog. You help us or Crash will give you some knuckle music."

"No, probably not food, Crash. A bad treat!"

"Will you stop scratching your butt?"

"Crash, help me get this gizmo working! At long last, the world will have a way to recycle butter!"

"Your... hair is dumb!"

"Whip her butt, and then we'll get pancakes with cherry topping!"

"Now we have to stop the Dominator before it destroys Wumpa Island!"

"Is... Is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!"

"Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something."

"I'm off to do bad things! Ta ta!"

"Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!"

"You terrible, ungrateful child! You'll never get away with this."

"Ohh, your going to get some punchie-punch NOW! CRASH, come over here and take out this terrible excuse for a niece."

"Oh gross, get a room."

"Oh, Nina... betraying me is the most vile, evil thing you could have ever done. You are a skank! I'm so proud of you right now."

"I'm still going to spank you stupid for this!"

"How long have had that in your pants?"

"Not that guy! I liked that guy! As a friend..."

"Stop helping him! Snap out of it!"

"You were my favorite!"

"Oh, I hope Crash tries. I really do. After all, I need a new fur coat. [laughs]"

"Get to work on the Dominator! Make more mutant soldiers! I want Wumpa Island smashed flat!"

"What? Spit it out, kindling-face!"

"Crash and Aku Aku are here? Oh, I'll take blondie and make her finish working on the robot. You, stay behind and kill Crash."

"And as for you, I really didn't want to do this myself. I really wanted one of my idiot underlings to destroy you. I really didn't want to get hair all over my clothes! But if you want something done right, USE A GIANT SPIDER-BOT!"

"The minion that defeats Crash gets a $20 gift certificate for ice cream! I'm talking Moose Tracks."

"Oh god! Now there's fur everywhere."

"Cut it out! You'll chip the paint."

"Hey, what did I ever do to you? And you're fat!"

"Even Coco's snappy dialogue hurts more than that!"

"No fair. I'm supposed to win! I even cheat!"

"Yeah, you should see Mother Cortex... she's gross like trance music!"

"Save the robot or all my evil treachery was in vain!"

"You dare raise a hand to me? You insect!"

"Why did you rescue me? I betrayed you, took over your evil plan, and then failed."