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"A great power has awoken. Crash, I fear it portends an event of reality-shattering proportions. I feel it emanating from N. Sanity Peak. Quickly, we must go! [Crash, still asleep on the couch, doesn't follow him] Crash. Crash! CRASH! [Aku Aku's shout scares Crash, who wakes up and falls off the couch]"
"Lani-Loli? If the Quantum Masks have returned, then..."
"We can meet with the others after we've explored. Now, which way are the food trucks?"
"[to Cortex] Yes."
"Crash? Who is that?"
"It appears to be a door between dimensions."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"So we need the masks to close the rifts?"
"Don't worry. We have a thing where we fight, he loses. It's a well-established dynamic."
"[drops free] Oh. Thank you so much... Wait, Tawna? But you're...different. You're not from our universe!"
"We lost touch in your universe too, huh?"
"[chuckles] What, did we, like, die or something?"
"The usual. Bunch of evil scientists attempting interdimensional domination."
"[referring to the Quantum Masks] Masks."
"Wait, you're not coming?"
"[after Tawna leaves] Oh..."
"[hears gong] Ahh! Eeh! So where's the next mask?"
"Uh... Yeah!"
"[clears throat] Let's get outta here."
"[interrupts Cortex] But not if we get him first."
"Uh, sorry to interrupt but existence could end at any minute now, so can we please hurry?"
"Now that we found Ika-Ika, that's all four! What's next?"
"Sounds like it's time to kick some N. Tropy butt!"
"[notices Dingodile] Dingodile?"
"Got it. [referring to Cortex] Our bad guy's had a change of heart too."
"It looks like we're on route to the Rift Generator. But we'd be a lot faster in... [notices hovercraft] ...that! [Tawna ties Crash and Coco up] What the?! Tawna?"
"But...we're a team... [she and Crash watch Tawna fly away]"
"[to the female N. Tropy, referring to Tawna] LET HER GO!"
"We did it!"
"You said it, Crash."
"I like the pickled wumpa leaves."
"He means you, Crash."
"Explains a lot."
"YES! Wumpa victory! [Quantum Masks cheer] Hey, Crash, you're in. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"
"Hmm... [picks up Lani-Loli]"
"Eh. Pffft."
"[confused] Hmm."
"Huh? [drops free] Bleh."
"Haha! [picks up Akano]"
"[Akano drops on his feet] AAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"Ahh! [hits gong then gibbers dizzily]"
"[sees N. Brio] Ahh!"
"Oh. [chuckles]"
"[gasps in shock]"
"[to Cortex] Mm-hmm."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"[gasps] Uh-oh."
"Ohoho! Crikey, I'm starved. [gasps] Wait, is that... [sniffing] roadkill pie, slug and centipede gumbo, braised bat tacos with guanamole? Well now, what have we got here?"
"[on TV] Tired of that vile swill Papa Batfield cooks up in his filthy outhouse? C'mon down to Dingo's Diner!"
"At least Uka Uka and I attempt to free us from this prison. I won't sit idly by and listen to your inane ramblings for another decade! And the way you chew."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!