"Uka Uka unknowingly paved the way for our bright future. Once my Rift Generator is complete, dominion over all of time and space will be within our grasp!"

"[to Cortex] I knew you would be unable to handle this...simplest of tasks."

"How fortunate. You see, I no longer have need for our alliance. I've found a new partner...and a new plan."

"Oh. [chuckles]"

"[to Cortex] Mm-hmm."

"Delicious."

"Let's make this fun. Give them a sporting chance."

"[gasps in shock]"

"[to N. Oxide] Take your ship to planet Bermugula and be on the lookout for any ships approaching the Rift Generator. We can't afford any unwanted visitors."

"[to Tawna] What's the matter, hero? Couldn't solo this one?"

"The last time I killed her friends, her screams were exquisite."

"Right, yeah, fine, sure. Have fun with your...ray guns or whatever."

"Crash Bandiccot, you banished me to the past. But all it did was give more time to plan your doom. You'll find me up the mountain. Don't freeze on the way!"

"Easy, chums. If I was here to fight, you'd be cactus."

"[sighs] Alright, gotta be another one of them shimmery things 'round here."

"Yeah. Just tryna get home. I was enjoyin' the retired life, see."

"You smell good enough to eat. Hehe!"

"That's more like it! Now... which way's me diner?"

"Crash? Who is that?"

"We can meet with the others after we've explored. Now, which way are the food trucks?"

"Uh. Got a feelin' I'm not in the bayou no more."

"[inhales] Stagnant water, smells like home."

"[sees a fuse being lit] Uh-oh. [runs into the quantum rift]'"

"[to Cortex] Yes."

"[laughs then sighs] Huh? [sees quantum rift] Ahh! Crikey, not again!"

"Ahhh. Time to go home."

"[sees Crash, Coco, and Cortex falling down] Crikey!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"The usual. Bunch of evil scientists attempting interdimensional domination."

"Don't worry. We have a thing where we fight, he loses. It's a well-established dynamic."

"But if I franchise because I saw my future franchise... oh, bollocks, my head hurts!"

"Ban-di-coot. Hmm, follow."

"[sees Crash and Coco unconscious] Hmm? Hmm... AWAKE! Follow."

"Mmm... nachos."

"[elbow bumps Crash and chuckles]"