"Crocker: [reacting to Andy's anger about them, the movers, being late] You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals. A bridge nearly killed us. Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut!"

"Joseph Maher - Michael Sinclair, the publisher"

"Mickey: This ain't a bridge. It's termites holding hands."

"Alice Drummond - Ethel Dinges"

"Being a fake is what I do best."

"When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors."

"What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!"

"Mike Starr - Crocker"

"Bill Fagerbakke - Lon Criterion"

"Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman. (starts chuckling)"

"Cue the deer."

"We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes."

"Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!"

"You don't know a damn thing about writing! You're a goddamn schoolteacher, not an editor!"

"As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter."

"- Ernie Freed"

"Skyler Fortgang - Ethan Freed"

"- Ned Freed"

"- Jeannie Freed"

"- Jonah Freed"

"Jonathan Daly - Carter"

"George O'Hanlon - Parking Attendant"

"Frank Cady - Assayer"

"Hal Smith - Courthouse Guard"

"Bing Russell - Mr. Smith"

"Peter Renaday - Mr. Beckert"

"Edward Andrews - Morgan"

"Sammy Jackson - Frisby"

"Arthur Hunnicutt - Mr. Purdham"

"Frank Wilcox - Bank Manager"

"Billy Bowles - Orlo Wadlow"

"Jack Kruschen - Doctor Gottlieb"

"Virginia Vincent - Eunice Hooper"

"Bryan O'Byrne - Bank Teller"

"Jack Bender - Arvin Wadlow"

"Tony Roberts - Fred Hines"

"James Gregory - Rutledge"

"Joe Flynn - Finley Hooper"