Comedy Films

"Constance Towers - Louisa Pierce"

"Michael Ironside - Colonel Dugan"

"Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce"

"Pat Morita - Sgt Lesuke Miyagi"

"It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk. 1,000 years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants."

"Who says the good guy has to be a guy?"

"Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance."

"I don't do. I just am."

"Wilson Cruz - Angel"

"Elliot Kriss - Cabbie"

"Natasha Lyonne - Brooke"

"Daniel Franzese - The Rat/Dallas MC"

"Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki"

"Mia Kirshner- Natasha"

"Dylan McDermott - Peter Gatien"

"Marilyn Manson - Christina"

"Chloë Sevigny - Gitsie"

"Diana Scarwid - Elke"

"Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig"

"Seth Green - James St. James"

"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour"

"good. evil. fun."

"Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl."

"Christina: How do you like my UFO?"

"Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man."

"It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!"

"It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing."

"Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer."

"I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!"

"Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up."

"The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them."

"Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus."

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!""

"Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles."

"Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend."

"..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine."

"That's Skrink la do, to you."

"Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous."

"You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!"

"That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!"

"But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!"

"I won't do crack without heroin!"

"Oh please, party in the truck!"

"The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!"

"We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!""

"You'll love me. I promise."

"I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends."

"Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!"

"Susan Willis - Ute"

"Mary Louise Wilson - Mrs. Trumper"