"[while Nicholas is chasing a shoplifter through the supermarket, Danny is reading the taglines of the cheap action films in the half-price bin] Supercop. Meet the cop that can't be stopped."

"[discussing why a person would wear a hat to cover his face] He's fuck-ugly."

"[seeing the vast collection of guns] By the power of Greyskull!"

"Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"?"

"[after a farmer called Peter Ian Staker has phoned up about a lost swan] P.I. Staker... Right. Pisstaker! Come on!"

"[after walking into Sandford with a ton of weapons and ammo on him] Morning."

"[distracting Michael with a chunky monkey] Hey biggun'. Playtime's over."

"[after stopping Danny's swan call] That's just going to scare it."

"Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

"[echoing line from Shaun Of The Dead] What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?"

"[after the village doctor is shot in the foot] You're a doctor. Deal with it!"

"(whilst chasing Frank Butterman) PUNCH-THAT-SHIT!"

"[after watching Point Break] I won't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."

"[seeing Danny's film collection] By the power of Greyskull..."

"This shit just got real!"

"Carmen Electra - Mystique"

"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"

"David Carradine - Museum Curator"

"Fred Willard - Aslo"

"White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh."

"Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!"

"Paris Hilton look-alike: I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)"

"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."

"Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!"

"Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!"

"Kanye West look-alike: (while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people."

"Peter: (as Superman) You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that?! That was so unnecessary! You bastard!"

"Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!"

"Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?"

"Damn that Superman plot!"

"(in his old age) Chuck Norris rules."

"(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!"

"Darrell Hammond - Captain Jack Swallows"

"Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus"

"Tony Cox - Bink"

"Crispin Glover - Willy"

"Faune A. Chambers - Susan Pervertski"

"Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski"

"Jennifer Coolidge - White Bitch"

"Adam Campbell - Peter Pervertski"

"Kal Penn - Edward Pervertski"

"We Know It's Big. We Measured."

"I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman."

"Extermination is not just a business. It's a way of life."

"Antonio Fargas - Blind Man"

"Richard Bright - Officer Brennan"

"Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad? We'll have a scotch and sofa."

"Stephen Uys - Victor Lemley"

"Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'"

"Edward R. Pressman - Ernest Trend"