"[panicking and screaming as Lavender's pet newt, Isaac, wriggles down her back] Oh, God, the newt! It's in my... IT'S IN MY KNICKERS!!! IT'S IN MY KNICKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

"Alisha Weir as Matilda Wormwood"

"[last words] Let me down! Let me down! LET ME DOWN!"

"Yevgeny Yevstigneyev — Valentin Petrovich Vorobyov, engineer"

"Olga Aroseva — Anna Pavlovna Suzdaleva, cash collector"

"Georgi Burkov — Fyodor Fyodorovitch Fedyaev, Myachikov's boss"

"Valentina Vladimirova — Masha, Vorobyov's wife"

"Andrei Mironov — Yury Yevgenyevitch Proskudin"

"The defendant is an honest man! He's a saint... almost..."

"No, I don't trust women. I know them better than you do."

"(to the question "what's with your hand", "what's with your cheek", etc.) It's trivia, gangster bullet."

"In fact, it is wrong that a pension is given in old age. Really it should be given from eighteen to thirty-five. The best age. During these years, it is a sin to work, you have to deal only with your personal life. And then you can go to work. There is no point in life anyway."

"When a man tells the truth, somehow they do not believe him."

"And yet we must prove that it is not age that determines the value of a person."

"Once a year, all collectors were re-examined in shooting. If the shooter did not hit the minimum or did not hit the target at all ... he was left at work anyway."

"The crime of the century is not lying on the street! It needs to be organized. But in order for you to open it, I should be the one to organize it!"

"It is in the West that they steal paintings. And here, oh Lord ... it's pointless. Whom to sell them to?"

"In old age, pangs of conscience torment even villains. They do good deeds, as if atoning for sins. But you and me lived honestly, and come on, Kolya, let's die honestly."

"There are two kind of people in the world: those who survive up to retire ... and the rest. A pensioner is a person who is paid for not working. Everyone must respected old age as his near future, because everyone, if lucky, will become an old man."

"Anna Pavlovna was a resilient lady, because she could only rely on herself. Anna Pavlovna had neither a husband nor education. That's how life has been."

"Truly modern cinema cannot live without dreams, nightmares and visions that torment the protagonist all the time. Only thanks to them it is possible to penetrate into the contemporary man's hard-to-reach inner world. As you know, nightmares come in color and black-and-white."

"Yuri Belov — Petya, militsiaman"

"Yuri Nikulin — Nikolay Sergeevitch Myachikov, investigator"