"Minister, as a reality show, it is going to kick butt, I promise. And more to the point, it's going to work for essay tourism, and it's gonna work for you. Imagine how you're gonna impress the President. You'll be bringing black and white together in our rainbow nation. The most important thing they must not know is they are on television, and they must not know about the reality show."

"Well, are our heroes just too far gone to get over their cheap racist selves, or will they kiss and make up? And if anyone comes across Beast or Boetie, please play along. Do not let them know that they are being filmed or that you know who they are. This is South Africa's own heartbeat reality show, Buddies or Broke."

"A reality show with these two idiots!! I love it!!"

"Okay, everybody, listen up! We're changing the rules. We're only a few hours away from the end and from now on, this is a race. Two million prize, winner takes all!"

"Tanit Phoenix – Kelsey"

"Alfred Ntombela – Minister Nda"

"Trevor Noah – Bookie"

"Reggie Watts as himself"

"Alysia Reiner as Cobble Hill Mom"

"Peter Vack as Benji"

"Griffin Newman as Sam"

"Neil Casey as Ebb"

"Bridey Elliott as Harper"

"A comedy for anyone who wanted Girls to be meaner"

"Clare McNulty as Allie"

"I can't wait to do a cartwheel in the sand."

"I really think that path from before might have been the right path"

"Hashtagwhitegirlproblems"

"No kittens were harmed during the making of this film. They enjoyed their time with us."

"Eugene Levy — himself"

"Aries Spears — the other Carson Daly"

"Carson Daly — himself"

"Tara Reid — Melody Valentine"

"Rosario Dawson — Valerie Brown"

"Gabriel Mann — Alan M."

"Paulo Costanzo — Alexander Cabot"

"Rachael Leigh Cook — Josie McCoy"

"Valerie: Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!"

"Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!"

"Mr. Moviefone: Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!"

"here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"Missi Pyle — Alexandra Cabot"

"Parker Posey — Fiona"

"Alan Cumming — Wyatt Frame"

"From the humans who brought you Cocaine Bear & 21 Jump Street."

"— Shitstain"

"Jack De Sanz — Munchkin"

"— Underbite pound dog"

"Phil Morris — Bubsy"

"— Deliliah"

"Unleashed in theaters this summer."

"How so? Is it my human hands?"

"Will Ferrell — Reggie"

"— Dr. Hagen"

"God saw! He sees everything!"

"[in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too."

"That is just the classic toxic relationship. I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog."