Comedy Films

"Sophie Stuckey - Caitlin"

"María Botto - Lala"

"Caroline Goodall - Dr. Tullen"

"Alistair McGowan - Nico"

"Harland Williams - Big Al"

"Rachel Dratch - Kim"

"Falling in Love...In All the Wrong Places"

"Nia Vardalos - Georgia"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Irv"

"The Star of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' is Finally Going to Greece."

"Alexis Georgoulis - Poupi Kakas"

"The most fun you can have without a passport."

"Kimmy: Angie, everyone on the bus has a different word for it. I call it: mysterious."

"Caitlin: Will my parents ever stop fighting?"

"GATOR: (doing rapid shots of Grapa) I've never even seen this kind of alcohol before!"

"Big Al: (about the bus crash) You know, this whole thing happened 'cause he was staring at you, Angie."

"[to Georgia] You said you haven't made love in forever."

"[to Georgia, about the bus crash] You distracted me. I could have killed you. All of us."

"Nico: (sarcastically, to his group) Fine, fine, take your stupid pictures and I go get you some ice cream."

"Dr. Tullen: (about Irv, hands Georgia $$) That man is so rude. Make it stop."

"I'm not a god. That's just a rumor my mother started."

"History has got a lot of dirty stories. Sex sells."

"My job is to drive the bus, you know it pays better."

"I would like to apologize to everybody. It was my medication, I take Preparation H because I'm an asshole."

"Maria': Everybody should take the time for a coffee."

"Maria, will you make me a full-time driver?"

"Irv Giddian and I've come here to see as many ancient ruins as possible and judging from your husband, the trip is already a success."

"How many of you, like me, have come here to fondle as many nude statues as possible? This is comedy. The Greeks invented it, like moustaches on women."

"[to Irv] You’re not funny. Stop trying."

"I'm a lightweight, one drink and I'm looking for a bellman to make out with."

"[about members of her group] Australians are the nicest people, but you can only understand about half of what they say."

"Maria: Nico? He quit. Mama's boy. I knew his father. Same thing."

"[about Prokopi] Fine. Yeah, sometimes he's nice, but mostly he just makes me mad."

"The most fun you'll ever have...in the dark"

"A Wacky College Adventure"

"Darren Boyd - Sniper"

"Mohammad Aqil - Mahmood"

"William El-Gardi -Khalid"

"Benedict Cumberbatch as Negotiator"

"Alex MacQueen - Malcolm Storge MP"

"Kevin Eldon - Sniper"

"No more widdling in me gob?"

"Riz Ahmed - Omar"

"Kayvan Novak - Waj"

"Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi' no ears!"

"Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots."

"Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)"

"Nigel Lindsay - Barry"

"This big enough for ya now, Barry? Am I blowing a dog in a ditch? Or am I Paki Rambo?!"

"Adeel Akhtar - Faisal"