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"Jessica St. Clair - Whitney"
"Melanie Hutsell - Carol"
"Michael Hitchcock - Don"
"Andy Buckley - Perry Harris"
"Jon Hamm - Ted (uncredited)"
"Rebel Wilson - Brynn"
"Tim Heidecker - Doug Price"
"Matt Lucas - Gil"
"Wendi McLendon-Covey - Rita"
"Ellie Kemper - Becca"
"Chris O'Dowd - Officer Rhodes"
"Melissa McCarthy - Megan Price"
"Jill Clayburgh - Annie's mother"
"Maya Rudolph - Lillian Donovan"
"Rose Byrne - Helen Harris III"
"This is some classy sh-... [burp] I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of."
"I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution."
"Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."
"It's coming out of me like lava!"
"John Fricker - Marteetee"
"Brian Steele - Minotaur"
"[to Annie, after sex] This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick."
"You're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!"
"Kristen Wiig - Annie Walker"
"The only thing those tits will trap will be my warm spray."
"Guess what, I despise you. You're a bully and a whore."
"That thing [Julie] is a dickless traitor."
"Some balls you have Simon, showing yourself to me. No matter what you say, we'll never be friends because I hate mechanical inventions. And you know this."
"Eugh. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon. That's fucking disgusting."
"Ew. Julie has no dick."
"Please, these allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. It was more or less just heavy petting with a brief moment of penetration."
"May we take pause for one moment? Look at courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It's hilarious."
"I don't like this. Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me. [laughs] No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face! It scares me."
"Zsa Zsa Gabor - Herself"
"Robert Easton - Mayor Jasper"
"Dolly Parton - Herself"
"Isn't that amazing how he can talk and suck my cock at the same exact time."
"Penny Fuller - Margaret Drysdale"
"Kevin Connolly - Morgan Drysdale"
"Linda Carlson - Aunt Pearl Bodine"
"Rob Schneider - Woodrow Tyler"
"Dabney Coleman - Mr. Milburn Drysdale"
"Lily Tomlin - Miss Jane Hathaway"
"Buddy Ebsen - Barnaby Jones (final film role)"
"Lea Thompson - Laura Jackson "Laurette Voleur""
"Jim Varney - Jedidiah D. "Jed" Clampett"
"Diedrich Bader - Jethro Bodine/Jethrine Bodine"
"Erika Eleniak - Elly May Clampett"
"The day they moved in... Beverly Hills moved out."
"Leann Hunley - Miss Arlington"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!