"Sally: This is only temporary, so don't get comfortable. There will be no chocolate for breakfast, homework will be done after dinner, teeth and hair brushed before bed. (To her aunts) And, as for you two, my children will never do magic. Ever."

"Frances: In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth."

"[hysterical, at Thomas J.'s funeral] And where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses."

"Tom Villard – Justin"

"Griffin Dunne – Mr. Bixler"

"Richard Masur – Phil Sultenfuss"

"Anna Chlumsky – Vada Sultenfuss"

"Macaulay Culkin – Thomas J. Sennett"

"Lara Steinick – Ronda"

"Jamie Lee Curtis – Shelly DeVoto"

"Dan Aykroyd – Harry Sultenfuss"

"Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode"

"Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode"

"Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison"

"Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch"

"It like to have killed us all. But not a one took it as hard as Idgie. Everyone thought she'd die right along with him. Night after night, she stayed by the river. Big George was the only soul she'd let near her, and he watched over her night and day. You know, a heart can be broken, but it still keeps a-beating just the same."

"The secret of life? The secret's in the sauce."

"Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch"

"Stan Shaw - Big George"

"Chris O'Donnell - Buddy Threadgoode"

"Cicely Tyson - Sipsey"

"[to Frank, as she is helping Ruth move out of the house] If you ever touch her again, I'll kill you!"

"Dennis Miller – Himself"

"Nancy O'Dell – Herself"

"Richard Speight Jr. – Ricky Del, the Eager Trainee"

"Jeff Witzke – Kidnapper"

"Joan Lunden – Herself"

"Todd Louiso – Ron Goode"

"Rob Lowe – Jeff Megall"

"Kim Dickens – Jill Naylor"

"Robert Duvall – Captain"

"J.K. Simmons – BR"

"William H. Macy – Senator Ortolan Finisterre"

"David Koechner – Bobby Jay Bliss"

"Katie Holmes – Heather Holloway"

"Sam Elliott – Lorne Lutch"

"Adam Brody – Jack"

"Cameron Bright – Joey Naylor"

"Maria Bello – Polly Bailey"

"Aaron Eckhart – Nick Naylor"

"Nick Naylor doesn't hide the truth … he filters it."

"America is living in spin."

"Polly Bailey : Are you a tit man?"

"Bobby Jay Bliss : It was some pretty fucked up shit."