"I have seen enough of these noble sufferers, wandering musicians and beggar singers, and worse still, these minstrels, these tormentors of human souls. It is they who push deceived fools to their deaths. It is they who invented love!"

"If you want to point out my mistakes, then first praise me, you scoundrel."

"Oleg Yankovsky as the Wizard"

"Glory to the brave who dare to love, knowing that it will all end. Glory to the mad who live as if they were immortal."

"I must warn you: we are restless guests, I am a terrible person, a tyrant, a despot, insidious, capricious, vindictive. And the most offensive thing is that it is not my fault. My ancestors are to blame. Great-grandfathers, great-grandmothers, great-uncles and aunts, various forefathers and foremothers. They behaved like the last pigs in their life, and now I am cleaning up their past. And I myself am a kind, clever man by nature, I love poetry and prose, music, painting, fishing, cats."

"Who dares to reason or predict when high feelings take possession of a man?"

"Yury Solomin as Emil the Innkeeper"

"Today I will have a party. Joyfully, good-naturedly one, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes, plates, I will break all of this. Remove the grain from the barn: I will set the barn on fire."

"Yekaterina Vasilyeva as Emilia the First Lady"

"An execution block, an executioner, and a glass of vodka. The vodka is for me, everything else for him."

"As a saint honoris causa, a great martyr honoris causa and a Pope honoris causa of our kingdom, I approach the sacrament of the rite."

"Vladimir Dolinsky as the Executioner"

"Yervand Arzumanian as the First Minister"

"Vsevolod Larionov as the Hunter"

"Andrei Leonov as the Hunter's student"

"Irina Kupchenko as the Wizard's wife"

"Andrei Mironov as the Minister Administrator"

"You hug me like you have a right to do so. I like it. I really like it."

"Aleksandr Abdulov as the Bear"

"Yevgeniya Simonova as the Princess"

"Yevgeny Leonov as the King"

"Jamie Foreman as Mark"

"Terry Rowley as M.C. in Club"

"Steve Sweeney as Danny"

"Edna Doré as Kath"

"Chrissie Cotterill as Paula"

"Jon Morrison as Angus"

"Charlie Creed-Miles as Billy"

"Sam Miller as Club Comic"

"Laila Morse as Janet"

"You want it? You want it with me?"

"[To Ray] When you go out, you go out with your mates, and when you are in, you're pissed out and your brain's asleep in front of the fucking television. I turn the television off, go up to bed, you follow me up at three o'clock in the morning stinking of booze. That's what I get. Either that or you're knocking me about. I'm 30 today, you know, and I feel so fucking old. You know, I'm tired, you know, I wanna be able to look back and say, "Yeah, I had a bit of fun," you know, when I'm old, instead of saying "Everyone fucking felt sorry for me!" I mean, that's the life I've got. Do you hear what I'm saying? I just don't want it. I'll, I'll find somebody else. You know, someone who can love me. Someone kind."

"I'll send Michelle your love."

"I don't even wanna be here. Look at this cunt!"

"Ray Winstone as Raymond"

"Leave me to soak, man. Leave me. Every man must have his bath, you know what I mean? Cha! [Stands up in bath]"

"I'll fight for you... I'll fight forever... forever... I love you..."

"Kathy Burke as Valerie"

"Leah Fitzgerald as Michelle"

"Neil Maskell as Schmuddie"

"Joy, Riley wants you."

"No, no, no, no! That's not ours!"

"[to Anxiety] This isn't who Riley is."

"Sherry Lynn — Jill's Disgust and Joy"

"Aah! Who are you people?!"

"Mona Marshall — Jill's Anxiety"

"Carlos Alazraqui — Bill's Fear"

"[talking to Joy on walkie-talkie] Anxiety is making Riley break into the coach's office!"

"Josh Cooley — Bill's Sadness"