"Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy, so I think I have the requisite experience and insight to aver that you are and always have been penis cancer in human form."

"There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully. Each generation thinks it invented debauchery or suffering or rebellion, but man's every impulse and appetite from the disgusting to the sublime is on display right here all around you. So, before you dismiss something as boring or irrelevant, remember, if you truly want to understand the present or yourself, you must begin in the past. You see, history is not simply the study of the past. It is an explanation of the present."

"You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people, life is like a henhouse ladder: shitty and short. You were born lucky. Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates will appreciate that. If you don't, I feel sorry for you and we will have failed to do our jobs."

"I thought all of the Nazis were hiding in Argentina."

"Carrie Preston - Miss Lydia Crane"

"Brady Hepner - Teddy Kountze"

"Ian Dolley - Alex Ollerman"

"Bonnie Hunt - Mrs. DeWitt"

"Walter Sparrow - Crazy Pete"

"Devon Sawa - Scott Wormer"

"Brendan Fraser - Vietnam veteran"

"Gaby Hoffmann - Samantha"

"Christina Ricci - Roberta"

"Teeny's parents were country-clubbers that were never around - typical upbringing for actors and pathological liars."

"It's normal for things to be shitty."

"Thora Birch - Teeny"

"We all used to try so hard to fit in. We wanted to look exactly alike, do all the same things, practically be the same person, but when we weren't looking that all changed. The treehouse was supposed to bring us more independence, but what the summer actually brought was independence from each other."

"Ashleigh Aston Moore - Chrissy"

"This is what we did in Hebrew school: we learned these things by rote. And I could do everything, and then at the Seder, I would have a certain—you know, as the kid, the youngest male, I would have certain special roles, like asking the Four Questions, one of which is: "Why is this night …"—whatever."

"I mean, there are people who spend a lot of time. They are great religious scholars. They want to understand all these little nuances about Judaism and things like that. And I figure, okay, fine. Just don't push it down my throat!"

"Cayden Boyd - Corporal Levitz"

"Bill Burr - Officer O’Shaughnessy"

"Amanda Booth - Tiffany"

"Junes Zahdi - Dr. Al-Farid"

"Ronnie Gene Blevins - Keith"

"Aqueela Zoll - Callan"

"Q'orianka Kilcher - Niki"

"Kevin Nash - Gus"

"Ethan Suplee - Noah"

"They're rescues."

"Channing Tatum - Jackson Briggs"

"Jane Adams - Tamara"

"Emmy Raver-Lampman - Bella"

"Dear Lulu, I got the adoption papers from the Army today. Riley would be so proud. Maybe even of both of us. Look, I'm no good at this poem stuff, so I'll just get to the damn point. Thanks. Thanks for saving my life."

"Nicole LaLiberte - Zoe"

"A filthy animal unfit for human company and a...DOG."

"Luke Forbes - Captain Jones"

"Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola - female singer"

"John Carty - older musician 1"

"Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing."

"I do worry sometimes I might just be entertaining myself while staving off the inevitable."

"Dominic Kearney: Me, I pay no attention to wars. I'm agin' 'em. Wars and soap."

"It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers."

"Siobhan Súilleabháin: [in a letter] Dear Padraic, I am safely ensconced in the mainland and, Padraic, it's lovely here. There's a river running past my window as I write, and the people already seem less bitter and mental. I'm not sure why, but I think it's 'cause a lot of them are from Spain. Mostly, I wanted to say there's a spare bed here for you, Padraic. And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death. And sure, you can do that anywhere. So come, Padraic. Leave there."

"Everything was fine yesterday."

"Colin Farrell - Pádraic Súilleabháin"

"Can't spell friend without "end"."