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"Barry Otto is Cranklepot"
"Deborah Mailman is Betty"
"Richard Roxburgh is William"
"Robin McLeavy is Nutsy"
"David Wenham is Jacko"
"Toni Collette is Cheryl and Beryl"
"Rufus Sewell is Sir Claude"
"Ryan Kwanten is Blinky"
"Australia's Favourite Koala."
"Koala to the Rescue."
"Where are the kids?"
"You said something about a zoo, right?"
"But Wombo, we have to stop him."
"Kids! Where's Blinky?"
"[to Sir Claude] Get your paws off my son!"
"There's nothing out there but desert. It's just a myth!"
"Cranky, stop! Blinky's gone bushed I have to save him."
"Pull your snout in, Wilberforce Cranklepot! My husband didn't abandon anyone. He went out into the Great Desert to save lost animals!"
"I love you too, sweetleaf. I swear I’ll never leave home again."
"Looks like koalas can fly!"
"Shake nose, boomerang returns, cheeky, right, left, wipe kick, easy there so are you gonna intoduced me to your girlfriend there."
"[to Sir Claude] Fair go, mate. I was trying to save you from a trap! You would've died."
"Oh, I've missed you, son!"
"Grub the rope!"
"Betty! Love!"
"Blinky! We're coming mate."
"Er, it's a mirage."
"Oh, now that is definitely a lake."
"Wacko, the Diddlo! You don't see that every day!"
"Oh, don't worry! Blinky's got a good head start on him. He's on his way to Croc Canyon."
"Ferocious Tasmanian tigers. No! You filthy feral feline!"
"Okay! Okay, the koalas were here! But you'll never catch them! They're on emus!"
"(IN HIGH VOICE) That's the last we see of them (IN BRITISH VOICE). They got have no chance (IN NORMAL VOICE). Oh they’re re be all right, I hope."
"Care for some pie."
"Looks like I'm having koala for lunch."
"William you're alive."
"My dear Goannasburgers. I am honored and deeply humbled to be here before you today."
"Out there? Impossible! By Royal decree, I strictly, categorically and absolutely forbid all residents from leaving Goannasburg, except koalas. Yes, I forgot. How silly of me. May you have a long and eventful, one-way journey, Mrs. Bill."
"OK Start packing koalas! I'll be back and you better be out!"
"It's a disgrace! as your king, I demand punishment forthwith!"
"But your dad's not here anymore, is he?"
"Stop, fluff ball! Insolent! I'm warning you! Leaving Greenpatch is forbidden!"
"You malignant marsupial! The border swamp is out of bounds!"
"Time to teached you a lesson tree rat."
"My follow greenpatchins have no fear Mayor Cranklepot's here."
"[last words] Huh? Mummy?"
"Pah! who needs friends when you got nive lives."
"I will devour every last one of you!"
"Playtime's over, Time to explore the afterlife."
"Stop running meat snack you only making me hungrier."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!