First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Nicholas Worth as Ruben"
"Tony Bill as Foster"
"Dean Stockwell - Muldaur"
"Barry Tubb - Hubie"
"Martha Gehman - Ophelia"
"Peter Coyote - Lieutenant Ringwald"
"Yeardley Smith - Putter"
"Keith Gordon - Lloyd"
"Helen Slater - Billie Jean"
"Christian Slater - Binx"
"Hubie and the truth have a way of not gettin' along with each other."
"The last thing she ever expected was to become a hero."
"[to Muldaur] I'm a policeman, you're a politician, and you're not running for office here!"
"Richard Bradford - Pyatt"
"When you're seventeen, people think they can do anything to you. Billie Jean is about to prove them wrong."
"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"
"Cameron Jack - the Warden"
"Harriet Medin as Thomasina Paine"
"Lucy Aarden - Carley"
"Nicholas Aaron - Johnny Law"
"Vince Trankina as Lieutenant Fury"
"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"
"Shanna Olson as Grace Tickle, the female Death Race commentator and interviewer"
"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""
"Cassie Clare - Bexie"
"[describing Gibson to Goldberg for Baltimore Bob] Connor Gibson. In for felony... whatever. Two counts, six counts, who's counting? He's in here with the rest of us. I wish I had a few more b-bullet points for you, but he's a question mark."
"Bill Morey as Deacon"
"Leslie Shaw as Eve Rocket, Perfectus' proxy"
"Zach McGowan - Connor Gibson"
"Send me the best you've got, Warden. I'll send them back to you skinned, gutted and quartered."
"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"
"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"
"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"
"Burt Grinstead as Jed Perfectus, a genetically engineered athlete who sees himself as the perfect driver"
"Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander (race announcer)"
"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"
"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."
"Well, I'll be damned. This traitor and his bitch, Bexie, just burned down the Fireman. Only five Death Racers left as they head into the projects. Frankenstein is still in the lead, with Gipsy Rose a close second, and Connor Gibson's eating everyone's dust in dead last. Stage three: the projects."
"Martin Kove as Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonagan"
"Roberta Collins as Matilda "The Hun""
"Don Steele as Junior Bruce (race announcer)"
"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"
"Louisa Moritz as Myra (Joe's navigator)"
"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""
"Folake Olowofoyeku as Minerva Jefferson, a hip-hop artist turned racer"
"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"
"Sometimes I get the feeling that Frank is playing chess... while the rest of us are playing checkers."
"Don't pick a fight with Godzilla 'cause you think you know how to throw a punch. Sleep on it. You still want Death Race tomorrow... we'll talk."
"If you think you can make a go of it against Frankenstein, you're wrong. I can barely handle him, and I'm three times the man you are."
"Did you think I wouldn't find out? So tell me, who's hiding behind the mask now, me or you? See you on the starting line."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!