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"You got the one Snowman! I'm eastbound and down!"
"[Talking over CB radio] Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that woman's got on! (Pause) Her mind? [Laughs wildly] Ten-four!"
"[Over radio to Sheriff Justice] I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man."
"[Carrie is hyperly saying she wants to jump something in the car] Oh, jump me."
"[In the middle of a car chase he explains to Carrie why they are being pursued] Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!"
"[On why he's going to make the run to Texas and back] For the good 'ol American life. For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money."
"[to Snowman's wife] I find it hard to look at you Waynette, especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah."
"[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."
"Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off."
"[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"
"[After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered] What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law."
"[On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit] You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo' ass right now!"
"She insulted my town! She insulted my son! [Junior starts to say something] Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk fags! I can see her now... runnin' back up that aisle. No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!"
"Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it."
"You switched the samples, And the pathology reports! You kill Lentz, too?! Huh?! Did you?! He falsified his research, so that RDU-90 could be approved and Devlin McGregor could give you... Provasic!"
"Joseph F. Kosala β Detective Rosetti"
"Ron Dean β Detective Kelly"
"Tom Wood β Deputy Marshal Noah Newman"
"L. Scott Caldwell β Deputy Marshal Poole"
"[to a cop he stops while being chased by Gerard] Officer, there's a man in a blue topcoat waving a gun and screaming...at a woman. [The cops temporarily restrain Gerard]"
"Daniel Roebuck β Deputy Marshal Robert Biggs"
"Jeroen KrabbΓ© β Dr. Charles Nichols"
"Andreas Katsulas β Frederick Sykes"
"Joe Pantoliano β Deputy Marshal Cosmo Renfro"
"Julianne Moore β Dr. Anne Eastman"
"Sela Ward β Helen Kimble"
"Tommy Lee Jones β Marshal Samuel Gerard"
"Harrison Ford β Dr. Richard Kimble"
"A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective. The chase begins."
"We just got word from the U.S. Marshals that our old friend Richard Kimble is alive and well and has decided to come back home to Chicago. Now, we all know what high regard we hold for this scumbag, so I am personally donating a bottle of 12-year old Scotch to whoever puts the collar on this quack."
"Dr. Richard Kimble! There's no way out of here, Richard! The entire building is locked down! Give it up Richard, you don't have any time, Chicago police department thinks you're a cop killer, they WILL shoot you on sight! Richard, I know you're innocent! I know about Frederick Sykes! I know about Dr. Charles Nichols! Richard, he borrowed your car the night of your wife's murder, he had the keys! No forced entry, Richard! He telephoned Sykes from your car, Richard! Richard, give it up! Richard, I'm either lying or I'm gonna shoot you, what do you think? Give it up, It's time to stop running!"
"Stop that Man!!!"
"So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the Big Dog, because the Big Dog is always right."
"[On the phone receiving a dressing down from his superior that he was supposed to capture and interrogate Copeland, not kill him] What can I tell you, sir? Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was going to kill one of my kids. Well, sir you can blame me, I mean I'm the one who shot him."
"Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him."
"Tom McCleister - Bill "Red" Wood"
"Philip Baker Hall - Sidney"
"Danielle DuClos - Denise Walsh"
"Wendy Phillips - Gail"
"Jack Kehoe - Jerry Geisler"
"Robert Miranda - Joey"
"Richard Foronjy - Tony"
"Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Moscone"
"Dennis Farina - Jimmy Serrano"
"John Ashton - Marvin Dorfler"
"Yaphet Kotto - Special Agent Alonzo Mosely"
"Charles Grodin - Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas"
"Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh"
"Charles Grodin embezzled 15 million dollars. The mob wants him dead. The F.B.I. wants him alive. Robert De Niro just wants him to shut up."
"Monday... Escape with their lives from New York... Tuesday... Impersonate F.B.I. agents in Chicago... Wednesday... Steal plane in New Mexico... Thursday... Almost kill each other by accident... Friday... Almost kill each other on purpose..."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!