Canadian Tv Shows

"Trevor Boris: When people see this video, he'll be lucky if he's a chethousandaire. (on "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)"

"Fraser Young: That's my parents arguing over whose fault it is that they forgot my 9th birthday. (on "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley)"

"Sabrina Jalees: Shakira, honey, we know. That's why you have a choreographer. (on "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean)"

"Chris Jericho: Is the little girl gonna get shot in the face?! (on "Freak on a Leash" by Korn)"

"Sabrina Jalees: Damn you gender rolls! I want a cheesecake! (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)"

"Ali Rizvi: So if Satan plays a guitar, what does Jesus play? Like...a flute or something? (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)"

"Nile Seguin: Hey, I just made up with my wife. Great...now you're my wife. (on "But It's Better If You Do" by Panic! at the Disco)"

"Dini Dimakos: For a virgin, Jon's pretty flexible....wanna go out some time? (on "S Club Party" by S Club 7)"

"Dini Dimakos: I give this video 4 S Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuubs out of 5 S Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubs! (on "S Club Party" by S Club 7)"

"Todd Shapiro: If you kiss yourself, are you gay? (on "The Kill" by 30 Seconds to Mars)"

"Anna Von Frances: If you are truly beautiful you can cut off all your hair and still look pretty. That is why Jennifer Aniston will always have long hair. (on "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna)"

"Robin Black: I wanna be so famous, my vagina can travel through time. (on "A Public Affair" by Jessica Simpson)"

"Darrin Rows: There are no mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane? This is like a porno that ends when a girl takes her shirt off. (on "Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)" by Cobra Starship featuring William Beckett, Travis McCoy, and Maja Ivarsson)"

"Dini Dimakos: Animal cruelty: dying a dog's fur purple. Human cruelty: making a human's hair look like a poodle. (on "Morris Brown" by Outkast featuring Scar and Sleepy Brown)"

"Laurie Elliott: You're not here for our entertainment? Oh, why would you be, you're just an entertainer... (on "U + Ur Hand" by Pink)"

"Ron Sparks: What does the "O" stand for Steve? "Oh my goodness he's got no talent at all!" (on "Joker & the Thief" by Wolfmother)"

"Hugh Phukovsky: I don't need to listen to a robot talk about love. Robots don't know anything about love. Love comes from here. The human heart...of a 50-year old Jewish man. (on "Too Little Too Late" by JoJo)"

"Ron Sparks: You know what I like about this video... Nothing. (on "Money Maker" by Ludacris featuring Pharrell)"

"Fraser Young: You gotta understand, this was made in 1984. They didn't even have pencils back then! They just had to throw dirty rocks at a piece of paper and hope it makes a picture. (on "Take on Me" by a-ha)"

"Measha Brueggergosman: Going to the closet...what's happening in the closet...he's going over to the closet! (on "Trapped in the Closet Pt. 1" by R. Kelly)"

"Ron Sparks: If I tried to put my thumbs down any further, I would mess my pants. And then my pants would be full of Hinder. (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder)"

"Pete Zedlacher: (blowing a raspberry) (on "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder; that was cut in and out between other jurors' verdicts)"

"Boomer Phillips: I could kick Tinkerbell in the face... and not feel bad. And I'm a guy who loves dogs. Just... Kick it in the face!! (on Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell in "Nothing in This World" by Paris Hilton)"

"Trevor Boris: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, made out of diamonds, bitches! (on "Chain Hang Low" by Jibbs)"

"Trevor Boris: "I'm madly in anger with you"? Okay, that is officially the gayest line in all of heavy metal. (on "St. Anger" by Metallica)"

""Weird Al" Yankovic: If your song's title is so long that it can't fit on a bumper sticker, you might just be a pretentious alternative rock band! (on "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! at the Disco)"

"Nikki Payne: Ooh you naughty cake I’m gonna wrestle in some cake to make me sure if it doesn’t hurt your children. (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Dini Dimakos: There are two places where Fergie doesn't charge for admission: Fergieland and between her legs. Coincidentally, they are the same place. (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Trevor Boris: This video is sh-, this video is sh-, this video is sh-, shit shit shit shit! (on "Fergalicious" by Fergie featuring will.i.am)"

"Nikki Payne: I don't like chairs! Take that chair! Fuck you chair! (on "So Excited" by Janet Jackson featuring Khia)"

"Alex Nussbaum: Everybody, run! It's a Sisquake! (on "Thong Song" by Sisqo)"

"Ron Sparks: Hey, some weird guy in a trenchcoat just followed a half-black, half-white woman up my staircase. Get over here! (on "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson)"

"Dini Dimakos: Sorry poor orphan children, what Beyonce wants, Beyonce gets. (on "8 Days of Christmas" by Destiny's Child)"

"Dini Dimakos: "Yo B I'm still pimping, and spending cheese on all these women, I wish you was Rihanna, cuz then I'd be up on ya." (on "Eight Days of Christmas" by Destiny's Child)"

"Boomer Philips: Who taught this guy to drive, Dany Heatley? (on "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by *NSYNC)"

"Geraint Wyn Davies - Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight"

"Greg Kramer - Screed"

"Sandi Ross - Grace Balthazar"

"Gary Farmer - Capt. Joe Stonetree"

"Ben Bass - Javier Vachon"

"Blu Mankuma - Capt. Joe Reese"

"Lisa Ryder - Det. Tracy Vetter"

"Natsuko Ohama - Capt. Amanda Cohen"

"Deborah Duchene - Janette"

"John Kapelos - Det. Don Schanke"

"Nigel Bennett - Lacroix"

"Catherine Disher - Dr. Natalie Lambert"

"Lily Tomlin as Valerie Felicity Frizzle"

"Malcolm-Jamal Warner as Production Supervisor"

"Renessa Blitz as Janet"