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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Clive Standen - Rollo (seasons 1–4; special appearances season 5)"
"Alex Høgh Andersen - Ivar the Boneless (seasons 4–6)"
"as Cst. Michelangelo "Spike" Scarlatti"
"as Cst. Rafik "Raf" Rousseau"
"as Cst. Leah Kearns"
"as Cst. Kevin "Wordy" Wordsworth"
"as Cst. Julianna "Jules" Callaghan"
"as Cst. Lewis 'Lou' Young"
"as Sgt. Greg Parker"
"as Dr. Amanda Luria"
"as Cst. Ed Lane"
"as Cst. Sam Braddock"
"Meghan Heffern - Candi"
"Lauren Ash - Bernie"
"Athena Karkanis - Rayna"
"Ryan Belleville - Pete"
"Paul Campbell - Terry"
"Dave Hemstad - Dan"
"Colin Mochrie - Boyd"
"Nile Seguin: Hey, I just made up with my wife. Great...now you're my wife. (on "But It's Better If You Do" by Panic! at the Disco)"
"Ali Rizvi: So if Satan plays a guitar, what does Jesus play? Like...a flute or something? (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)"
"David Kerr: Why is it that Stan's inner voice sounds just like Eminem? (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)"
"Sabrina Jalees: Damn you gender rolls! I want a cheesecake! (on "Tribute" by Tenacious D)"
"Chris Jericho: Is the little girl gonna get shot in the face?! (on "Freak on a Leash" by Korn)"
"David Kerr: Look out, Dr. Phil. There is a new caring man out there and his name is Marshall Mathers. (on "Stan" by Eminem featuring Dido)"
"Andrew Johnston: Sexiest bitch in this video, right there. That 70-year old woman and her dog. (on "We Like to Party" by Vengaboys)"
"Sabrina Jalees: Shakira, honey, we know. That's why you have a choreographer. (on "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean)"
"Fraser Young: That's my parents arguing over whose fault it is that they forgot my 9th birthday. (on "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley)"
"David Kerr: If you're still playing with dolls, you're too young for fake breasts. (on "Stupid Girls" by Pink)"
"Trevor Boris: When people see this video, he'll be lucky if he's a chethousandaire. (on "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone)"
"Alex Nussbaum: Zeus shows him a yellow paper. Is it that he needs help reading it, or is he challenging Chamillionaire to see if he can read? (on "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krazyie Bone)"
"Nikki Payne: Here they are, The Fake Click Five! (on "Catch Your Wave" by The Click Five)"
"Dini Dimakos:The next time some guy grabs my ass on the street, I'll be like (mimics projectile vomiting) How do you like that?! (on "Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used)"
"Ron Sparks: This funeral is being preceeded over by Gandalf! The wise! (on "Stop and Stare" by OneRepublic)"
"Fraser Young: Don't ever chain up the fatties. (on "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" by The Flaming Lips"
"Trevor Boris: "Who knew" that this would be such a crappy video. I had a feeling. (on "Who Knew" by Pink"
"Fraser Young: Whoa, wait. Since when are there 4 guys in Green Day? (on "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day)"
"Fraser Young: Hey! Let's play Skeeball! I wanna win a clean needle! (on "Who Knew" by Pink"
"Dini Dimakos: Yeah, you'll talk to this basket case, but when there's a hot guy you'll be like, "Oh, no, I can't talk, I'm all shy and nervous!" (on "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield)"
"Debra DiGiovanni: [Referring to the slow placed scene of dialogue at the video beginning] Wake me up when the video starts. (on "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day)"
"Trevor Boris: Fuck Disneyand, I wanna go to Mexico for the gay zebras! (on Icky Thump" by The White Stripes)"
"Matt Alden: I'm not sure, but I think Shaggy just recited the alphabet backwards somewhere in there. (on "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy featuring Rikrok)"
"Ron Josol: Oh, the cat is out of the bag! You were one of those girls?! (on "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Pink)"
"Alex Nussbaum: Britney, before you open the door, make sure you know who it is. It just could be a stalker. (on "Lucky" by Britney Spears)"
"Andrew Johnston: "Why don't you like me?" I'll tell you why I don't like you, Mika, because you say "like" like you're licking something. Presumably...some dude's ballsack. High five! (on "Grace Kelly" by Mika)"
"Nicole Arbour: Just when I thought she couldn't copy Gwen anymore, she went and got black Harajuku girls. (on "Glamorous" by Fergie featuring Ludacris)"
"Pink (music video lyrics): My parents hated me, my teachers dated me."
"Fraser Young: Hey, you kissed my friend, I'm gonna run you off the road, we'll call it even. (on "What Goes Around...Comes Around by Justin Timberlake)"
"Darrin Rose: This video made me want to kill myself, even more than the Marilyn Manson video, which really made me want to kill myself. So this episode of Video on Trial could end with a double suicide, in which I kill myself twice, which is mathematically impossible. (on "I Don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance)"
"Fraser Young: Look! That wind is so strong! It's not a scene OR an arms race, it's a fucking hurricane! (on "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!