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"Remember when falling used to kill me?"
"Stttrrrike one!"
"Take that, you cotton-gobbling monster!"
"This is amazing! I love this new ability!"
"This makes so much sense! Why didn't I think of this before?"
"Told you I was dead."
"We need a plan of attack. My plan: attack!"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"What's wrong with this? Everything!"
"What? Nuclear Annihilation? The reason the world will end is alien induced yarnball degradation! Mark my words!"
"When is this going to be over?"
"Woolies! HA! You're 24 years too late to catch me."
"World hunger... Nuclear proliferation... Reality TV... None of those horrors compare to... Yarn ball deprivation!"
"YAHOO!! (After defeating first boss)"
"You have some unfinished business with the Woolies? Well get in line pal, I've been waiting to settle this score since 1993."
"No idea how I'm doing this but I like it!"
"Nothing can stop me now!"
"A penguin saved is a penguin earned."
"Do you believe in miracles!?"
"I win! I win!"
"I like it!"
"Surely you jest?"
"Pilot's license? What for?"
"Who wrote this stuff?"
"Another swine mess..."
"Remember: I am a trained purr-fessional."
"Is there a doctor in the house!?"
"Is the writers' strike over yet?"
"Go for Baroque!"
"Ooh, I think I Baroque something!"
"That's it!"
"Keep it up, JUST KEEP IT UP!"
"Hey, what could possibly go wrong?"
"Whoah, are you still playing this thing?! ~A Farewell to Woolies"
"Somebody dial 911!!! ~Lethal Woolie"
"What, and give up show business? ~No Time to Paws"
"That's it! I'm outta here! You can't make me. ~Eye of the Bobcat"
"Is there a veterinarian in the audience? ~Claws for Alarm"
"Next time, I get a stunt-cat! ~Rock around the Croc"
"Hey, I didn't write this stuff!!! ~Beavery Careful"
"My contract does not mention pain! ~Dances with Woolies"
"Go ahead, make my day! ~A Fistful of Yarn"
"Well, it worked for Clint. ~The Good, The Bad and the Woolies"
"Shouldn't that be 'fearless'? Uh-oh... ~Our Furless Leader"
"Hey, I thought I saw Elvis back there! ~Night of the Bobcat"
"Hey, whatever blows your hair back! ~Fair Conditioning"
"More like a bridge too short. ~A Bridge Too Fur"
"Did I mention I don't like heights? ~Forbidden Plummet"
"What could possibly go wrong? ~Cheesewheels of Doom"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!