"[opening monologue recapping the previous film] After a reign of terror spanning more than a century the king of the undead was finally traced to his lair high in the Carpathian Mountains.Though the decades many had sought to destroy him all had failed.Here at last was an adversary armed with sufficient knowledge of the ways of the vampire to bring about the final and absolute destruction. This then was his fate thousands had been enslaved by to obscene cult vampirism now the fountain head himself perished only the memory remained the memory of most evil and terrible creature to have ever set his seal on civilization."

"Thorley Walters - Ludwig"

"Bloodthirsty Vampire Lives Again!"

"Philip Latham - Klove"

"Walter Brown - Brother Mark"

"Saskia Mulder Rebecca Vernet"

"Nora Jane Noone Holly Mills"

"MyAnna Buring Sam Vernet"

"Natalie Mendoza Juno Kaplan"

"Alex Reid Beth O'Brien"

"You think it's dark when you turn out the lights, well down there it's pitch black."

"If you're a caver, jumper, climber...you just do it and not give a shite. Or the thing that's bigger than you will get you."

"The queen is dead. Long live... the fucking... [falling over] queen!"

"Well...they're totally blind. And judging from what we've seen, I'd say they use sound to hunt with. Like a bat. And they've evolved perfectly to live down here in the dark. Whatever they are, they go to the surface to hunt. And they bring their food back down here to eat, through an entrance."

"Look, cave systems sometimes break ground. It's a small chance. But if we stay here, we'll die. Let's go."

"I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider."

"This one time in Galway, when I free-climbed the cathedral, a priest chased me down the whole of the ground floor. That was brilliant."

"You can move. Sarah, look at me, look at me. The worst thing that could have happened to you has already happened and you're still here. This is just a poxy cave and there's nothing left to be afraid of, I promise."

"Shauna Macdonald Sarah Carter"

"Richard Gant - Lieutenant Brutus"

"William Peters - Crowd Member 1"

"Rocky La Belle - Crowd Member 2"

"Tricia Vessey - Jennifer Langley"

"Ellis Marcel - Crowd Member 3"

"Peter James - Doctor Rosenblum"

"Johnny Galecki - Stingo Wheelie"

"Chris Ellis - Detective Butler"

"Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley"

"Danny Goldring - Security Buck"

"Burt Reynolds - General Newton"

"Larry Drake - Elmer"

"Peter Egan - Lord Walton"

"Sandra Oh - Bernice Schimmel"

"Peter MacNicol - David Langley"

"John Mills - Chairman"

"Pamela Reed - Alison Langley"

"Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean"

"Peter Capaldi - Gareth"

"Harris Yulin - George Grierson"

"Everything You've Heard Is True"

"Be afraid, be very afraid, Mr. Bean has a passport."