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"Geoffrey Palmer - Examination doctor / Basil Keyes"
"[to secretary] Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart."
"The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!"
"Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers."
"Alan Price: [about game of chess] If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!"
"Dandy Nichols - Tea lady in military installation"
"Professor Millar: Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids."
"Peter Jeffrey - Factory chairman / Prison governor"
"Mona Washbourne - Neighbour / Usher / Sister Hallett"
"Philip Stone - Jenkins / Interrogator / Salvation Army major"
"Graham Crowden - Dr. Millar / Professor Stewart / Meth drinker"
"Warren Clarke - MC at Wakefield Club / Warner / Male nurse"
"Mary MacLeod - Mrs. Ball / Salvationist / Vicar's wife"
"Wallas Eaton - John Stone (Coffee Factory) / Col. Steiger / Prison warder / Meths drinker / Film executive"
"Prison Governor: I've sensed the spark of idealism in you and I can move mountains, you know that, hmm. Oh, for a man like you, Travis. Michael, for a boy like you, you're still young! Everything is possible. The world is your oyster. I can see you stripped, building motorways. You have eyes like Steve McQueen. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
"David Ashton - Garrigan Sr."
"Adam Kotz - David Merrit"
"Barbara Rafferty - Mrs. Garrigan"
"Stephen Rwangyezi - Jonah Wasswa"
"Abby Mukiibi Nkaaga - Masanga"
"Cleopatra Koheirwe - Joy"
"Gillian Anderson - Dr. Sarah Merrit"
"Simon McBurney - Stone"
"Michael Wawuyo - Andrew Mukooza"
"David Oyelowo - Dr. Junju"
"Kerry Washington - Kay Amin"
"Forest Whitaker - Idi Amin"
"James McAvoy - Dr. Nicholas Garrigan"
"Dr. Merrit: [to Nicholas] You know, the interesting thing is, 80% of the locals prefer the witch doctor to us. Sometimes I just think we're just skimming the surface of an ocean."
"You see. You are a doctor and a philosopher. Yes, I do have a good life now. Please, please. Sit here. I come from a very poor family, I think you should know this. My father left me when I was a child. The British Army; became my home. They took me as a cleaner, in the kitchens, cleaning pots. They used to beat me. [imitating British] "Beat this wall, Amin." "Dig the latreen, Amin." And now, here I am. The President of Uganda. And who put me here, huh? It was the British."
"[about Nicholas] You see, Jonah? This is the sort of man a president needs around him. Someone who is not afraid to speak his mind."
"They take you to a tree and hang you by your skin. Each time you scream the evil comes out of you. Sometimes, it can take three days for your evil to be spent. Pull him up."
"I am the father of this nation, Nicholas. And you have most... grossly... offended your father."
"Margot Robbie as Jane Clayton"
"Samuel L. Jackson as George Washington Williams"
"Sidney Ralitsoele as Wasimbu"
"Christian Stevens as Young Tarzan (5 Years)"
"Christoph Waltz as Leon Rom"
"A new threat awaits"
"Look at you. Is there one thing you have done that is good? Did you think this was all a game? 'I will go to Africa and I will play the white man with the natives.' Is that what you thought? We are not a game, Nicholas. We are real. This room here, it is real. I think your death will be the first real thing that has happened to you."
"Stop shooting! You'll hit the girl! [Watching her get away] That woman..."
"[Narrating] They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to be as one with them."
"People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten."
"You, are Tarzan. Lord of the apes, King of the jungle. "Me, Tarzan. You, Jane.""
"Leopold has spent the last 7 years getting control of the Congo. He used up his entire fortune building that railroad of his, and shut off access to 99% of the country. Why? Because he wants to be the first monarch in history who doesn't want people to see his good deeds? I don't buy it."
"[Explaining to George as the village sings around the campfire] They are singing the legend of Tarzan. For many moons he was thought to be an evil spirit - a ghost in the trees. They speak of his power over the animals of the jungle. Because his spirit came from them. He understood them. And learned to conquer them. His ape mother, Kala, loved him as her own. And his ape brother, Akut, treated him with kindness and respect. He considered all men to be his enemies, since other tribes would hunt his troop as a rite of passage. Chief Muviro knew what he was. You must get to him. Since no man ever started with less."
"Alexander Skarsgård as John Clayton / Tarzan"
"At the Berlin conference of 1884, the world's colonial powers took it upon themselves to divide up the African Congo. King Leopold of Belgium claimed the vast Congo basin, rich in ivory and minerals. Five years later he had run up high debts in his ambition to exploit his new colony. Desperate for funds and running out of money to pay his army, he sent his most trusted servant, Leon Rom, to the Congo to source the legendary diamonds of Opar."
"Rory J Saper as Young Tarzan (18 Years) (as Rory J. Saper)"
"The Tekes say an elephant's eyes speak the greatest language. Who else can make you feel so much without a word?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!