"When felons were induced to talk, they were shown first the instruments of their torture. The King is shown the instrument of His... to induce Him not to talk..."

"Helen Mirren as Queen Charlotte"

"Amanda Donohue as Lady Pembroke"

"Rupert Graves as Captain Greville"

"Nigel Hawthorne as King George III"

"Geoffrey Palmer as Doctor Warren"

"Rupert Everett as George, Prince of Wales"

"Julian Rhind-Tutt as Frederick, Duke of York"

"Julian Wadham as William Pitt the Younger, Prime Minister"

"Matthew Lloyd Davies as Papendiek"

"Jeremy Child as Black Rod"

"Barry Stanton as Sheridan"

"Adjoa Andoh — Judge"

"Reece Shearsmith — Norbot, Norbot's Minions"

"Lauren Patel — Mukherjee"

"Diane Morgan — Onya Doorstep"

"Muzz Khan — Anton Deck"

"Peter John Kay — Chief Inspector Mackintosh"

"Give him the diamond, lad. I can live without inventing, but I can't live without... [gulps] me best pal."

"Oh, fancy a cup of tea, do you? The cheek of it! Well, I wouldn't bother with that teapot. It doesn't work!"

"Oh, so that's your plan. You get away scot-free with the diamond, and everyone thinks I'm the evil inventor who stole it. Why that's... that's... vengeance most fowl!"

"Judge: Feathers McGraw, you've been found guilty of the attempted robbery of the Blue Diamond. If not for 2 upstanding citizens, you would've succeeded in your wicked plan. Therefore, it's the decision of this court, that for the rest of your natural life, you'll be removed to a high-security institution."

"A chicken?! Behind all this?! [Feathers removes his disguise] Good grief! It's you! Again!"

"Ben Whitehead — Wallace"

"Noel Diacomo as Solicitor"

"John Bleasdale as Policeman"

"Maurice Quick as Magistrate"

"Bill Stewart as Peter Clive"

"Eric Richard as Harry Parker"

"Geoffrey Hutchings as Superintendent"

"Sean Chapman as Barry Giller"

"[Repeated line] Bollocks!"

"Kick me in the bollocks if that's what you feel like doing because I do the same to you when I feel like it so good night and fuck off to you"

"You got something useful I can do while I'm waiting for a job? I've got ten O levels, seven A levels, I speak fluent Punjabi and Chapati."

"Well, honestly speaking, I don't honestly think I can keep the peace while I'm incarcerated in this shit house!"

"Tim Roth as Trevor"

"Terry Richards as Errol Dupray"

"[To approaching security man] Think it over. [Security man walks away]"

"[Appears in kitchen with gun drawn after Scarlett's fight with rapist, seeing his body] Oh, fuck. [Repeatedly x6] Shit... [Pulls out phone, to Scarlett] You alright? [To Rob] Yeah, yeah, Rob. Little bit of an issue."