First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"[after murdering someone] I don't know what it is about today but I feel great!"
"Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. [makes bird noises] Hwee, hwee, hwee, hwee."
"Terri Bratley: [after noticing officer Lou Bratley watching her from the other side of the street] I see you, Lou! Don't you think I can't see what you're doing, Lou! Can't you see I just don't fucking love you anymore!"
"Rita Wilson - Terri Bratley"
"Lou Taylor Pucci - Lee Parker"
"Carrie-Anne Moss - Jerri Falls"
"Josh Janowicz - Troy"
"Allison Janney - Allie Stiffle"
"Jason Isaacs - Mr. Parker"
"Lauren Holly - Boutique Owner"
"John Heard - Officer Lou Bratley"
"Ralph Fiennes - Mayor Michael Ebbs"
"William Fichtner - Mr. Bill Stiffle"
"Thomas Curtis - Charlie Bratley"
"Rory Culkin - Charlie Stiffle"
"Glenn Close - Carrie Johnson"
"Justin Chatwin - Billy"
"Camilla Belle - Crystal Falls"
"Jamie Bell - Dean Stifle"
"Meet Generation Rx"
"Fear. Trust. Love."
"Billy: [playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game] Ah! Come on! Let's see some fucking gore/blood already."
"Billy: [talking to dean in the phone] Hello? Ask for Dean. Is Dean there, please?"
"Mrs. Johnson: [repeated line to everyone] I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death."
"Dean Stiffle: Can/Will somebody pick up THE GOD DAMN PHONE!"
"Dean Stiffle: I read this statistic once, that the average kid sees something like 10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18."
"Various Teens: [repeated line] It's for school."
"Crystal Falls: Don't pretend you're someone you're not, because after a while you forget you were acting, and so will everyone else."
"[on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching] I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber."
"I believe in love. Not just getting it, but giving it. I think that if you're able to love someone, even if they don't know it, even if they can't love you back, then it's worth it."
"Emily Watson - Elsie"
"Eileen Atkins - Mrs. Croft"
"Helen Mirren - Mrs. Wilson"
"Clive Owen - Robert Parks"
"Stephen Fry - Inspector Thompson"
"Ryan Phillippe - Henry Denton"
"Trent Ford - Jeremy Blond"
"Laurence Fox - Rupert Standish"
"If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course."
"Claudie Blakley - Mabel Nesbitt"
"James Wilby - Freddie Nesbitt"
"Bob Balaban - Morris Weissman"
"Natasha Wightman - Lavinia Meredith"
"Tom Hollander - Anthony Meredith"
"Geraldine Somerville - Louisa Stockbridge"
"Charles Dance - Lord Raymond Stockbridge"
"Camilla Rutherford - Isobel McCordle"
"What gift do you think a good servant has that separates them from the others? It's the gift of anticipation. And I'm a good servant. I'm better than good. I'm the best. I'm the perfect servant. I know when they'll be hungry and the food is ready. I know when they'll be tired and the bed is turned down. I know it before they know it themselves."
"Kristin Scott Thomas - Lady Sylvia McCordle"
"Michael Gambon - Sir William McCordle"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!