Black Comedy Films

"[A stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly] Wait... Is your dog friendly?"

"That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood."

"Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! Wherever you are, don't drink the water!"

"Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference."

"Robert Lewis - Maurice Bottello"

"Mady Correll - Mona, wife of Verdoux"

"William Frawley - Jean La Salle"

"Eula Morgan - Phoebe Couvais"

"Almira Sessions - Lena Couvais"

"Virginia Brissac - Carlotta Couvais"

"Edwin Mills - Jean Couvais"

"Irving Bacon - Pierre Couvais"

"Barbara Slater - the flower seller"

"Marilyn Nash - The Girl"

"Margaret Hoffman - Lydia Floray"

"Isobel Elsom - Marie Grosnay"

"Martha Raye - Annabella Bonheur"

"Charlie Chaplin - Henri Verdoux"

"Chaplin's Bluebeard Comedy is a Killer!"

"Hysterical laughter! Haunting romance! Shocking drama!"

"New hat. new coat, new pants, new shoes, new laughs, but the same great Charles Chaplin!"

"A comedy of murders. The story of a modern French Bluebeard!"

"A Comedy of Murders."

"It's a blundering world and a very sad one, yet kindness can make it beautiful."

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles."

"Business is a ruthless business, my dear."

"[to the court, after being found guilty of murder] I shall see you ALL soon - very soon."

"Wars, conflict - it's all business. One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. Numbers sanctify, my good fellow!"

"Robert John Burke - Instructor Jenks"

"Dick Clark - Himself"

"Matt Damon - Bachelor #2"

"Brad Pitt - Bachelor #1"

"Richard Kind - Casting Executive"

"Carlos Carrasco - Brazioni"

"Emilio Rivera - Benitez"

"Daniel Zacapa - Renda"

"Kristen Wilson - Loretta"

"Rachelle Lefevre - Tuvia"

"James Urbaniak - Rod Flexner"

"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Debbie"

"Michael Ensign - Simon Oliver"

"Jerry Weintraub - Larry Goldberg"

"Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself... still respects oneself as one who despises."

"Rutger Hauer - Keeler"

"Julia Roberts - Patricia Watson"

"George Clooney - Jim Byrd"

"Drew Barrymore - Penny Pacino"

"Sam Rockwell - Chuck Barris"

"When you lead two different lives, it's easy to forget what side you're on."

"His future was uncertain. His every move was being watched."