Beetlejuice

"Where's Beetlejuice?!"

"Your soul belongs to me, my love, for eternity!"

"You're that thing from my dream!"

"Astrid! Stop torturing your mother!"

"I want you out of my life!"

"I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're gonna keep your word?"

"Don't ever say that name!"

"Confronting the unknown, conquering your fears, there's nothing harder."

"I think it was Dostoevsky that said..."Later, fucker!""

"My ex-wife is back."

"Really? Is this a figment of your imagination?"

"First of all, I want you two kids know, this is a safe space, okay? Feel free to express yourself. Don't be afraid. I sense an enabler here, but we'll get to that."

"She's got to be outta my mind by now."

"Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up."

"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"

"Check this out... a mid-summer night scream."

"NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!"

"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"

"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"

"Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…"

"Responsibility, you know I hate it!"

"Food fight!"

"So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball."

"Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I got to go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later."

"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"

"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"What is your name? Answer me!"

"Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs."

"So long, suckers!"

"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."

"Now here's something you don't see everyday."

"Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!"

"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"

"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"

"(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!"

"If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!"

"Sacre Bleu!"

"Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!"

"Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!"

"Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!"

"Alouette jogging Alouette..."

"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"

"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"

"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"

"You like it!"

"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"

"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."

"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"

"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."

"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"