Bbc Shows

"Either way they should be disembowelled…"

"Thanks for destroying music, Simon Cowell…"

"I’m gonna kidnap all the kids from Glee,"

"And they’ll auto-tune his final scream,"

"When Britain really had got talent,"

"And Justin frigging Bieber hadn’t,"

"Backing Singers: Forget what they tell you at school,"

"When I murder Justin Bieber…"

"Could you even name one of his songs?"

"Sniff loads of glue, the feeling's incredible,"

"The self-important little diva…"

"Brought his insipid music to our shore…"

"I’m gonna murder Justin Bieber…"

"And never wear condoms, they make sex terrible,"

"He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt!"

"Nelson: He anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!"

"All: I think that we all agree he….is….a….mass....ive"

"C***********....**********T!!"

"Vince: I'm a c**t"

"Robert (speaking) : Okay, I’ve got a little musical number that might just fit the bill."

"In a game of naked Twister!"

"‘Cause someone’s having unprotected… sex in the bath!"

"Kali: A queue for seven hours for the toilet,"

"Marion: The girls will find out if they got their boobs out,"

"Nelson: We might be glad we came along,"

"But really we’ll hate every minute"

"After four white lightnings and a Jager bomb."

"When they’re tagged in the Facebook… photograph!"

"Kali: But know we really need to get a move on…"

"Backing singers: Ah!"

"Everybody: We’re going to a shit house party..."

"All: He robbed me! Knifed me! Shot me! He poured acid down my front!"

"Backing singers: Yeah!"

"Marion: - Tonight’s the night I’m going to get my groove on."

"Nelson: Tonight’s the night I’ll spray my French cologne on."

"Kali: We’ll pretend that it’s great when we’re in it,"

"Kali: We’d obviously rather not go,"

"Gonna take a pick-axe to his pretty face,"

"Why does everything have to change?"

"I much preferred the way things were before…"

"It’s easy to sing in perfect time,"

"When all you ever do is mime,"

"Every pop star looks like each other,"

"Is that Zack Efron or a Jonas Brother?"

"And shatter all their femurs,"

"But before he releases one more song,"

"‘Cos you can’t buy vinyl Miley Cyrus,"

"That bitch deserves a flesh eating virus…"

"It’s a crime…"

"It’s a crime."