"(before the task briefing Adam and Ricky simulate a race on the Wii. Ricky tries to push Adam off his tracks while Adam tries to do the same to Ricky. A few minutes later Jade plays on the Wii as the other candidates watch. Laura is also about to have a go on the Wii until Azhar says to them...) Azhar Siddique: Guys! (Azhar opens the door to the house lounge and Lord Sugar enters) Lord Sugar: Hello. (shocked look from Laura. The other candidates then divide into their two teams and prepare for the task briefing)"

"Jenna Whittingham: (to Laura who is Scottish) Do you think that people like, speak a Scottish language? Like just a pure Scottish language? What if someone comes to the stand and they speak Scottish to us? Will you be able to know what they're saying? Laura Hogg: (laughing) My god, Jenna! Stop!"

"Katie Wright: I go to football games, it's £6 a burger... Lord Sugar: £6 a burger? Where do you go? Chelsea?"

"Duane Bryan: There is a well-known expression, don't look a gift horse in the eye."

"(Towards the end of the task, Katie rings Michael's sub team, he tells her that they have left-over stock) Katie Wright, Ricky Martin and Stephen Brady: What?! (various acts of surprise from Ricky and Stephen) Katie Wright: We've sold everything! Michael Copp: Really? That's wicked, how did you do that?"

"Azhar Siddique: What I'll do is I'll lead the piss-pitch in this next one."

"Jane McEoy: (to Duane as he tries the chutney) Don't! You'll blow your head off! (Duane tastes the chutney as the other girls, particularly Jenna and Laura, watch concerned) Duane Bryan: That's absolutely perfect. And even though we've... even...(coughs as the chutney he made gives off such a strong scent and taste. He later leaves the chutney pan and keeps on coughing)"

"Adam Corbally: Okay Katie, I'd officially like to welcome you to team Phoenix. Katie Wright: (as Adam shakes her hand) Why, thank you Adam. Adam Corbally: We do things a bit different around here, like winning."

"Lord Sugar: Is everything clear? The candidates: Yes, Lord Sugar. (Lord Sugar soon turns to Michael) Lord Sugar: You look like your sweating. You're not nervous, are you? Michael Copp: No, not at all. Not really. Lord Sugar: (unconvinced) You sure?"

"Lord Sugar: (having listened to Bilyana giving reasons why she should stay) Listen, I don't want to hear about your life. Bilyana Apostolova: I'm just... Lord Suagr: Lots of people got great stories to tell me. I don't want to bring out the violin and listen to your sob story."

"(Lord Sugar brings out some products made by the girls team Sterling including a bag with penguins drawn on it. As he looks at it, Jade's face falls) Lord Sugar: That's very good!"

"Katie Wright: Bilyana did me the biggest favour in the world because she buried herself. I owe her a drink, to be honest."

"Azhar Siddique: They call me the Master Puppeteer, because I have a habit of pulling people’s strings."

"Stephen Brady: I do believe business is actually very, very simple, and it is made complicated by idiots."

"Katie Wright: I would call myself ‘The Blonde Assassin’. I let people underestimate me just so I can blow them out of the water."

"Ricky Martin: When it comes to business, I’m like a shark. I’m right at the top of the food chain. I truly am the reflection of perfection."

"Helen Milligan: (After Susan returns to the house) Oh my god! Is it just you?! (Jim enters) Jim Eastwood: Did anyone order a final four?"

"Lord Sugar: Tom, you are gonna become my business partner. Tom, you're hired! Tom Pellerau: (quietly) Brilliant! Helen Milligan: (also quietly) Well done Tom. Tom Pellerau: Thank you Lord Sugar. (Tom leaves the Viglen building and as he does so he runs forward slightly and punches the sky) YES! (He claps his hands in victory) Yes! (as he approaches Lord Sugar's Rolls-Royce, Tom takes his glasses off and gives one more celebratory gesture)"

"Claude Littner: You haven't got one error. It's full of errors. There's not a single number that adds across correctly!"

"Lord Sugar: Tom, maybe there is some legs in offering a chair."

"Jim Eastwood: (on being asked by Margaret to summarise himself without resorting to clichés) I am exactly what it says on the tin."

"Margaret Mountford: (to Jim) I must say, I’ve never seen a longer application form. “I’m not a show pony, or a one-trick pony, or a wild stallion that needs to be tamed, or even a stubborn mule. I believe I can become the champion thoroughbred that this process requires.” What impression does that give me of you – that you’re a bit of an ass?"

"Helen Milligan: (when asked to tell a joke by Mike Soutar) A fish is swimming along and he swims straight into something and he goes “Oh, dam.”"

"Karren Brady: You need a sieve with Susan, because you have to work out what stuff is meaningful and what is meaningless."

"Jim Eastwood: The girls didn’t play ball – throwing toys out of the pram. I was like Mother Teresa, as opposed to project manager."

"Nick Hewer: Columbus, he's British? Tom Pellereau: You're kidding."

"Tom Pellereau: Didn't Christopher Columbus discover the potato?"

"Tom Pellereau: (on MyPy) It’s either utter madness or complete genius."

"Lord Sugar: (after Venture 'win' the task) I had a treat lined up for you by helicopter down to Goodwood and then ride around in some vintage cars (Slight smile from Susan while Natasha and Jim see what's coming...) but you can forget that. You've won okay? But there's no balls, no guts, no reinvestment. Just get back to the house and I'll see you on the next task."

"Lord Sugar: It is with regret... (Tom shakes his head, believing he is going to be fired) Melody, that You're Fired. Melody Hossaini: (on the brink of tears) Thank you Lord Sugar! Nick, Karren! (As Melody leaves, Tom holds his head in his hand in relief)"

"Jim Eastwood: I have twenty three umbrellas, and ironically twenty three minutes left!"

"Tom Pellereau: Melody runs a business which, unsurprisingly, is all to do with talking."

"Karren Brady: (to Lord Sugar) I think if you went into business with Melody, your board meetings would be a very, very long affair."

"Nick Hewer: (to Jim, who is Irish) I don't know whether you kissed the Blarney Stone or swallowed it whole, but you were a tour de force."

"Lord Sugar: (to Tom) If you nod your head any longer, I'm going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car."

"Nick Hewer: They've sold their three nodding doggies... to three unsuspecting people of appalling taste. Time to get some more. Woof! Woof!"

"Jim Eastwood: It's very difficult to push treacle up a hill."

"Nick Hewer: (on Jim) I’ve never seen such an abundance of baloney. He’s good fun, people like him, and I quite like him now for the first time."

"Jim Eastwood: Alright, ladies, come to Papa."

"Lord Sugar: If someone can't actually perform in the business that they're in, they're not going to be able to perform with me. Zoe, you're fired."

"Zoe Beresford: Melody is a nightmare to work with. She’s come up with this one idea, and she’s pushing it and pushing it and pushing it. I don't like it, Susie doesn't like it and Tom doesn't like it. I can imagine that in the focus group, she would have talked them to death until they all held up a white flag and say “Yes, we’ll go with the bloody heart.”"

"Natasha Scribbins: It's an anytime treat, for after school."

"Susan Ma: (on Zoe) On a personal level, she’s one of the bitchiest and most back-stabbing people I’ve ever met."

"Nick Hewer: Zoe slapped down Susan a couple of times, [just] as somebody slaps down a yapping puppy."

"Nick Hewer: (on one of Team Logic's sales) As they say in Europe: "Nil Points." Nothing."

"Nick Hewer: (on Tom and Leon) I think it's about time that both Leon and Tom actually started to stand up for themselves and started being a bit more manly frankly."

"Lord Sugar: (on Melody) She’ll tread over anybody. She’ll eat them up and spit them out for her breakfast. That’s what I like about her."

"Leon Doyle: I drew a picture of a teapot with a light. (pause) I took a back seat but I don’t want to say back seat, I was on the ground."

"Jim Eastwood: Could you sell this type of small petit object?"

"Susan Ma: Do a lot of people drive in France."