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"Graeme Garden: "Here Comes the Bribe.""
"Omid Djalili: "Hit The Toast, Rack.""
"Omid Djalili: "Smoothie Operator.""
"Omid Djalili: "Kedgeree And Ivory... I had to sing it! Are we allowed to sing these?" (Jack: "Absolutely, yes...")"
"Graeme Garden: "A Ricicle Made For Two.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Crumpet Voluntary.""
"Graeme Garden: "It's My Pot Of Tea and I'll cry if I want to.""
"Barry Cryer: "Regrets, I've had a brew, but then again Typhoo to mention.""
"Omid Djalili: "I Sniffed A Grill and I licked it.""
"Barry Cryer: "Stuck On The Griddle With You.""
"Omid Djalili: "Muffin Compares 2U.""
"Barry Cryer: "Fry Me A Liver.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Still in the Welsh, We'll Kipper Welcome In The Hillside.""
"Omid Djalili: "Stand By All-Bran.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fried Bread Of Heaven." (Jack: "They liked you at the beginning, didn't they?")"
"Barry Cryer: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Flakes.""
"Miles Jupp: "If you liked it, you should have put herring on it.""
"Graeme Garden: "Thank You For The Muesli.""
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Hovis.""
"Graeme Garden: "Never Mind The Bannocks, It's The Sex Pretzels.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Achy Bakey Tart.""
"Graeme Garden: "Hey-Hey, We're Having A Pot Of Tea.""
"David Mitchell: "Bake Me Up Before You Sourdough.""
"Graeme Garden: "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep.""
"David Mitchell: "Donut Leave Me This Way.""
"Omid Djalili: "Big Grills Don't Fry.""
"Barry Cryer: "Stand By Your Naan.""
"David Mitchell: "Ain't No Sunblest When He's Gone.""
"Barry Cryer: "It's My Chapati and I'll fry if I want to.""
"Omid Djalili: "Granola Gay.""
"Graeme Garden: "When A Man Loves A Warburton.""
"David Mitchell: "Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Butty.""
"Barry Cryer: "Where Has All The Flour Gone?""
"David Mitchell: "Focaccia Falling Star.""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash Bang Wallop, what a pitta.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crumpet Voluntary.""
"Graeme Garden: "Pop Go the Measles.""
"Susan Calman: "Summ-on Eileen.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Left My Heart With Some Franciscans.""
"David Mitchell: "I Did It Thy Way.""
"Graeme Garden: "A Boy Named Sue Has A Complaint About The Christening.""
"Tony Hawks: "She's got Affidavit's Eyes.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Leap Up And Down, Wave Your Vicars In The Air.""
"David Mitchell: "Careless Wimple.""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Holy-Callous-Faction-Expels-All-The-Floaters.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dipstick On Your Collar.""
"Graeme Garden: "Pulpit On A String.""
"David Mitchell: "Bar-bar-bar, Bar-bar-Barabbas.""
"Barry Cryer: "And the Chas 'n' Dave hit, Verger.""
"David Mitchell: "Everything's Coming Up Moses.""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!