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"If I act boring maybe she'll leave instead..."
"And I've only just changed my Facebook status"
"Screw it...let's just stay together!"
"Breaking up is such a faff"
"I don't want her friends to hate us"
"'Cause it's almost her birthday"
"And some people might say"
"When all the world is middle class"
"Breaking up would be unpleasant"
"Destiny: Don't mean no disrespect when I say you look like Shrek"
"Destiny (spoken): You are such a geek!"
"You caught my eye then you stole all the rest of me..."
"Nelson (spoken): It's this week's song!"
"I can't bring myself to leave her"
"Nelson: I'll always remember when I first met my 'Destiny'"
"I only did it to avoid buying a present"
"I can't stand awkward goodbyes"
"Cassandra (Spoken) One more time!"
"[“Guitar solo.”]"
"(Everyone- except Kali.) Everybody loves a lesbian, baby,"
"No gay looks great in a girly frock,"
"At least we don’t give the Catholic Church a bad name,"
"All ladies look lovely in a strap-on cock…"
"A muff-driving, rough-driving, car-fixing lady,"
"Camp is cliché, Lezzies have class,"
"You’ll shout “yes!” during sex and not “maybe!”"
"You’ll never find us cottaging for George Michael’s ass."
"‘Til she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic,"
"Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic,"
"Everyone loves a lesbian, baby,"
"So what if our haircuts make us all look the same?"
"Come on out, join us in heaven,"
"Let those Baptists think what they like,"
"Norton’s passé, Ellen’s funny,"
"There’s nothing, no nothing, quite like a dyke."
"Whatever anyone thinks of gays, everyone loves a lesbian!"
"Cassandra (Lesbian crow) If your uncomfortable with coming out, then listen to what I says-bian,"
"Everybody loves a lesbian, honey,"
"It’s so wrong when you see boys kissing,"
"Both: But tomorrow it's my right to do you every which way!!"
"Both: I'd never dream of breaking the law today..."
"Lollipop (Spoken): Let's elope together. I could be your fiancé."
"Marion (Spoken): Ehh, maybe not...."
"But girl on girl, see what you’re missing,"
"We’ll soon be eating brunch off Pam St. Clement!"
"I'll just sweat it out until she dies"
"Muttering:"
"Marion: Right now you can't handle the love of a man..."
"Lollipop: But from tomorrow you can give it me as hard as you can..."
"Both: What a difference a day makes."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!