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"So I nicked her f**king pension book and shot her in the head!"
"Vince: Silly cow, she kept her savings underneath the bed,"
"Chimpanzee: He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt!"
"Vince: You've got to give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean,"
"Nelson: Well it was you that had your stag do ethnically cleansed."
"I guess it ain't a huge surprise that I have got no friends,"
"Vince: When I was a little cub my grandma said to me..."
"Vince: From Millwall to the Albert Dock, there's one thing plain to see,"
"In this entire borough there's no bastard bad as me."
"Vince's grandmother (in a flashback): Please, son, put the gun down, you can have all my money!"
"Cat: He robbed me!"
"I'm on the Atkins Diet so I'm eating tramps and queens!"
"Zombie dog: In hindsight, our relationship was doomed from the start."
"This dancing idea is fundamentally flawed!"
"Zombie dog: I don't want your brains, I just want your heart! But love has quite literally torn me apart!"
"Adopt a vacant look and lift up your paws!"
"Trio of zombie animals: Come on, everybody, let's do the zombie!"
"Zombie dog: Now you're reinforcing the stereotype,"
"Vince (spoken): I, Vincent Fox, ...am a c**t."
"Zombie dog: You say that I'm evil, you're the one hitting me!"
"With his dying breath!"
"Zombie dog: Take my hand, feel my pulse, and I'm sure you'll agree!"
"And a charity worker,"
"He said ger loved you,"
"There's a place in your heart for a camp amputee...!"
"[Music starts.]"
"Beagle Dog: Knifed me!"
"Nelson: Why don't you join the BNP? I think you'd fit in fine."
"Zombie Dog: Now they've killed Derek,"
"Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!"
"He was my best friend,"
"Zombie Dog: But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive..."
"Tim, Nobby, Vince and Marion: Die evil zombies!"
"Zombie Dog: I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!"
"They used his own arm,"
"Besieging a building,"
"Oh, what a cliché,"
"And all for some sex with,"
"I don't even like her,"
"Act like a zombie?!"
"And I never have!"
"A pedigree chav!"
"To beat him to death!"
"And I've lost control..."
"One sniff of her,"
"I'm not the bad guy,"
"Zombie Dog: Oh, why am I here,"
"We’re off to a sunny location!"
"In this pub garden?"
"I am the victim,"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!