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April 10, 2026
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"Jeff Garcia — Pip, Various Characters"
"Chris Hardwick — Otis, Sheep #1, Boil, Narrator, Various Characters"
"Abe: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. (turns off the lights with his hands)"
"Otis: You got to stop eating pickles before bed."
"Farmer: (wakes up) Wow. That was the best birthday dream ever. (sees roses outside his door) Huh? (reads note) "Happy Birthday, Farmer. Signed Attractive Vet Lady"! Yippee-dee-doo! (falls on his back)"
"Freddy: Oh, thanks. (screams)"
"Pip: Agh! Aw, man. I had the Abe Lincoln, Pig in space, giant Peck dream again."
"Peck: (comes in as a giant) Aw, poor guy. Here. Have a glass of warm milk."
"Freddy: (wakes up) Agh! Oh, Peck, I had the Pig in space dream again."
"Pig: (wakes up and screams) Oh, ooh-hoo. I had that Farmer's birthday, scary Lincoln, Otis being pelted by paint balloons dream again. Thank goodness everything's back to normal. (realizes he's in space he started to scream)"
"Otis: Ow! I didn't say, "papaya." (getting pelted)"
"Farmer: At least you didn't say, "papaya." (throws a paint balloon)"
"Otis: Agh! Oh, it was just a dream. What a relief."
"(Everybody screams)"
"Abe: How about a gift certificate so he can get what he wants?"
"Otis: Maybe next year we just get him a tie."
"Daran Norris — Alien Leader, Butterfly"
"Grey Griffin — Inga, Flying Juanita, Hanna, Veronica, Various Characters"
"Mark DeCarlo — Bingo (Test Chimp #657), Chubs Malone, Various Characters"
"Max Raphael — Everett, Various Characters"
"Jeff Glen Bennett — Sheep #3, Stupid McStinky Head the Snake, Mayor, Crow #3, Eddie, Various Characters"
"Jennifer Hale — Margaret Ferret"
"Tom Kane — Herb Ferret"
"Jim Cummings — Captain Tom, Chef Big Bones, Polar Bear, Various Characters"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!