"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"

"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"

"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."

"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"

"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"

"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."

"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."

"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"

"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."

"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."

"[resume words] Otis, fear nothing."

"Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!"

"Kevin M. Richardson — Bling, Various Characters"

"Nolan North — Stumpity Joe"

"Val Pappas — Ivana"

"Billy West — Dr. Furtwangler, The Wise One, Kobe Cow #2, Archie, Hyena"

"Tress MacNeille — Aunt Gertie, Mother Beady"

"Megan Cavanagh — Brunhilda"

"James Sie — Kobe Cows #1 and #3"

"Julia Sweeney — Vet #2 (Dr. Glove)"

"James Kevin Ward — Judge #3"

"Susan Silo — Aunt Suki, Various Characters"

"Kari Wahlgren — Sheila, Various Characters"

"Gilbert Gottfried — The Barn Buddy"

""Weird Al" Yankovic — Himself"

"Bobcat Goldthwait — Hockey Mask Bob"

"Tom Kenny — Various Characters, Don, Nebraska Schwartz, Dr. Matt, Cave Cow"

"John Kassir — Winky"

"Audrey Wasilewski — Dr. Betty, Stage Hand, Vet #1"

"Jim Meskimen — Goraldo"

"Kevin McDonald — Baxter, Various Characters"

"Dee Bradley Baker — Bigfoot, Schmoozy, Plucky, Various Characters"

"Nika Futterman — Stamps"

"Tom Wilson — Krouser Krebs"

"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"

"Maurice LaMarche — Igg, Crows #1 and #2, Various Characters"

"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon, Hilly Burford, Various Characters"

"Scott Bullock — Eddy, Various Characters"

"Maile Flanagan — Macy, Sheep"

"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer, Various Characters"

"Steve Oedekerk — Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Pizza Twin #2, Mr. Goldner"

"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady, Jessica Allspice, Various Characters"

"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"

"Dom Irrera — Duke"

"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Pizza Twin #1, Bernard "Phlegmy Boy" Beady, Mail Badger, Skunky, Sheep #5, Tony Twocheeks, Joey, Various Characters"

"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy Ferret, Sheep #2, Various Characters"

"Tino Insana — Pig"

"Leigh Allyn Baker — Abby, Sheep #4, Etta, Various Characters"