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"Kevin James as Otis"
"Grade A leather, baby!"
"Have a nice day!"
"You are the party master!"
"Whoo hoo! You da cow!"
"Weβre open all night."
"Aw, milk me!"
"Letβs all jump in the mud!"
"Rob Paulsen as Peck"
"Jeffrey Garcia as Pip"
"The hens are safe. Now letβs go teach those coyotes a lesson!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Maurice LaMarche β Igg"
"Dana Plato β Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman β Root"
"Dom Irrera β Duke"
"Cameron A. Clarke β Freddy"
"Scott Bullock β Eddy"
"Tino Insana β Pigg the Pig"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Maria Bamford β Nora Beady"
"Wanda Sykes β Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell β Etta"
"David Koechner β Dag"
"Jill Talley β Mrs. Goldner"
"John DiMaggio β Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Steve Oedekerk β Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Courteney Cox β Daisy"
"Kevin James β Otis the Cow"
"Sam Elliott β Ben"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Danny Glover β Miles"
"Jeff Garcia β Pip"
"Rob Paulsen β Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Fred Tatasciore β Farmer Buyer"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!