"No...dinner for you, Max! Go to your room! [Max bites on the Connie's shoulder] OW!! [Connie drops Max. Adrian gasps in horror] Max! He bit me! THAT HURTS!"

"Steve Mouzakis as Max's teacher."

"Hey, KW, you wanna be on my team? We're the BAD guys."

"Sam Longley as Ira."

"Nick Farnell as Judith."

"John Leary as Douglas."

"Sonny Gerasimowicz as Alexander."

"Spike Jonze as Bob and Terry."

"Vincent Crowley as Carol."

"Angus Sampson as Bernard the Bull."

"Alice Parkinson as K.W."

"Forest Whitaker as Ira."

"Catherine O'Hara as Judith."

"Chris Cooper as Douglas."

"Paul Dano as Alexander."

"James Gandolfini as Carol."

"Michael Berry Jr. as Bernard the Bull."

"Ryan Reynolds as The divorced, single, hot Dad"

"Lauren Ambrose as K.W."

"Happiness isn't always the best way to be happy."

"Ah, you don’t really need to know me. I’m kind of a downer."

"You know what I say. If you got a problem, eat it."

"Alexander, get over there and be social!"

"Hey king, watch this. [attempts to flip but hits tree] All right tree, we'll settle this later."

"That’s Douglas. I count on him for everything. If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas. We can share him if you want."

"Oh, this is the famous Bob and Terry? [Bob and Terry squeak] What? K.W. told you about me? What did she say?"

"Perhaps need is one thing; himself."

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

"YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTABLE!!"