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"The People Eater: Among us are nine hundred and seventy-two devout warriors. Any one of them, if chosen, would've done the same. Each would die historic for the Immortan Joe. That's why you're fools. You're all fools for coming here!"
"From mastermind George Miller."
"Immortan Joe: Let him come. Body search, no weapons. Whatever he wants, we'll listen. Then kill him on the spot."
"There always was, is, and will be war. The Sumerian fought the Elamite. The Saxon fought the Viking. And so the histories grew. There were the Wars of the Roses. The Oranges. The Opium Wars. The One-Day, Six-Day, Thousand-Day Wars. North against South. East against West. The first, second, third, and countless wars of religion and righteous belief. The Oil Wars. Water Wars. The Tri-Nation Nuclear War. The Battle of the Boomtowns. And now, my dears... The Forty-Day Wasteland War. Eyes for eyes. Teeth for teeth. Rage, fueled by grief."
"She took away his voice, and they spent the rest of the day in silence. There are those who prefer that she did more than shoot him. They claim that she ended him in ways more fitting. They tell of righteous perversities and witty mutilations. But this is the truth whispered to me by Furiosa herself. Deep in the Citadel, high up in the hydroponic gardens, there is a tree unlike any other. Its soil is human. Its nutrients human. Maggots debriding his necrotic flesh. It was an echo growing out of a human being."
"Toe Jam: My lips, Dementus's ear. My lips. Dementus."
"Behold, the might of Dementus. The Red Dementus and his Congress of Destruction!"
"Mary Jo Bassa: Whatever you have to do, however long it takes, promise me you'll find your way home. Plant this seed. Protect the Green Place. Give me this one gift. Promise. The stars be with you."
"Make yourself invaluable, and Dementus will look after you."
"Remember her."
"If you can't do me quick, you're going to have to do me slow. But you are never going to get anything close to what you want."
"Fang: They were right, the crazy brothers -- she is a mighty thing. Bigger, faster, stronger, further..."
"It's been a hard day. I lost my convoy. I lost my crew. I'm gonna have to start again. And I'm driving off thinking I oughtta start with you."
"Was she your mother? Sister? Did she beg, did she scream? The ones that yell the least tend to stick in my mind."
"So gullible. I hold them profoundly in contempt!"
"You may be raw, but you have about you a purposeful savagery."
"You fabulous thing. You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of nature."
"Ah, questioning my boss-ority..."
"Don't ever do that again, comrades; I'm a man with a fragile brain."
"Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines."
"Stability born from a world of chaos. You. Me. We."
"Who's got the goods? The bollocks, the testes to ride with Dementus?! You're gonna have to show me who you are! Yes? Because today, we dance to Darwin."
"My mother and father were soldiers. Even as the world fell, they yearned to be warriors for a virtuous cause. For them, it never happened. I wanna help you find this place, wherever it may be."
"I am the Praetorian Furiosa!"
"If you find him, he's mine."
"Remember me?"
"My childhood, my mother... I want them back. I want them back!"
"Quaden Bayles — War Boy"
"Charlee Fraser — Mary Jo Bassa"
"Daniel Webber — War Boy"
"John Howard — The People Eater"
"Nathan Jones — Rictus Erectus"
"Angus Sampson — The Organic Mechanic"
"Elsa Pataky — Vulalini General"
"Chris Hemsworth — Dementus"
"Listen to this truth: Big shots rule only because you choose to follow. The power is with you! You are free to choose!"
"Anya Taylor-Joy — Imperator Furiosa"
"Tom Burke — Praetorian Jack"
"As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?"
"Didja see that? You how they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going, so full of hope? There is no hope! Not for them, not for you, certainly not for me! The day I acquire Bullet Farm, these two destroy it! I had Gastown and I had Bullet Farm! With that, I could've crippled the Citadel and ruled the Wasteland! The Wasteland would've been a far better place for all of us! No! You two, you two break my heart. You break my heart... and it's not fair! You make me the Dark Dementus. And the Dark Dementus cannot afford to be soft! It's the price I pay to be your leader! It's the price we all pay to survive in the wasteland; we cannot be soft! There must be retribution! Justice... and retribution!"
"This is our first fruit. But it's not for you and me. Each of us, in our own way, will vanish from this earth. And then, perhaps... Some uncorrupted life will rise to adore them."
"Fury is born."
"Lachy Hulme — Immortan Joe / Rizzdale Pell"
"I don't fear the loss of bliss in Heaven. Or retribution in Hell. And I've got a fiendishly high pain threshold."
"Jacob Tomuri — Mad Max"
"Clare Field"
"Amy Dunbar"
"Anthony Silvestrini"
"Norry Constantian - Cecil the Magic Club President"
"Dale Burridge - Roland the Remarkable"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!