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"It was never about the money, it was always about the fun."
"We are the evening's entertainment. And I... just wanted to do something with my time on the stage worthy of applause."
"The show is over, Mina. The curtain's falling, we've taken our bows, it's high time we made our exit."
"Did you forget who made that gun for you...? That gun was meant to defeat Anderson, and I'm no Anderson."
"[his hands begin to shake erratically during his battle with Alucard] Grh... my body... is starting to give out! I prepared for this... I rebelled knowing this would happen... this was always inevitable."
"What was that? Some kind of evil love beam?"
"Now then, let's go and die like mangy dogs. Let's die while yelling "Fuck, Fuck!" as we take gut shots. As we writhe in agony."
"But you did more than help fund the operation, and you were more than a mere pawn. The title more suited to you, my friend, is collaborator."
"(watching the Major and the battle of London) "He thinks that it is music. The music of the battlefield! The Major...! He's conducting it! The battle is his symphony...and we are his instruments. Great, howling instruments, wailing his cacophonous thoughts! How can anything stand against him?!""
"Oh dear, I missed...I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter."
"[quotes Jan Valentine against him] "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God.""
"Miss Integra, back the car up and find another way around."
"I hope you can claim your iron cross from your corporal, in hell."
"You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you are a vampire. You're still English; have some manners."
"I cut my finger. I don't want it to get infected. Kiss it for me."
"Now then, its time to take these children across my knee."
"Just what I expected from a king of vampires. Or a count."
"You stand before me...I'm impressed. I'm impressed, Iscariot! Show me more, Alexander Anderson!"
"[trying to convince Anderson not to use Helena's Nail] "Anderson, stop it! Do you know what that thing will do to you?! You'll become one of God's monsters! Retain your humanity. Don't succumb to power! Either side, it amounts to the same deal: whether in the name of the divine or the demonic, you're still a monster in the end! Do you intend to use that scrap of miracle...to become nothing but a scrap of miracle yourself?! This duel... between us... would you really push it this far - into the realms that lie beyond the realm of mortal life? A monster such as myself... a creature of such weakness that I could not bear the weight of a human life... if I am to be defeated, it must be by a human! [pause] Don't do it, human. Don't become a monster... a monster like me...""
"[to Anderson, after he uses the Nail of Helena] "You...you fool!...[aims Casull at Anderson] You bloody FOOL!""
"My lord and master, Integra Hellsing! Give me your orders!"
"I really don't care who you are. just tell me what you want."
"You've done nothing but show contempt for our treaties. This latest incident with Anderson in Northern Ireland was inexcusable."
"I answer to no man's will, but my own. I am myself in mind, body, and soul. I am Walter C. Dornez, the angel of death, and as the dawn light cuts through the darkness, so shall I reap all of your souls in bloody turn."
"[to Seras Victoria via telepathy] "I told you about your third eye. Yes, there. Right in the middle of your forehead. Your human eyes are not to be trusted. All they'll do is lie to you. And besides, you are no longer a human. You have become... so much more!""
"I want to hear it pig. So--SQUEAL!!"
"That's checkmate, Tubalcain Alhambra!"
"Now...it's time to play, Alhambra! I want to hear you squeal like a pig!"
"[after defeating Tubalcain Alhambra] "Now, it's time to start dealing with the business at hand. I'm obliged to give you a thorough interrogation, so you're going to tell me everything you know. Well...your blood will." [bites Tubalcain and drinks his blood]"
"Magic playing cards...how interesting."
"We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough."
"The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me."
"[about Seras Victoria] "Beneath that girlish exterior lies a fascinating and complicated creature. Abandoned to a town of death. Her co-workers transformed into hungry, mocking visages of evil. A sadistic vampire hunting her down with the intention to rape and kill her! It was as close to hell as any mortal could imagine. And what did she do? What fate did she choose!? Giving up is what kills people. Those who refuse to give up are entitled their time to trample upon the weak.""
"Work your hardest, gentlemen. If you really want your paradise without getting sick or growing old."
"You once told me, Alucard, that true immortals don't exist... you might be onto something, so let's put it to the test! Let's keep killing you until you stay down."
"Don't underestimate humanity, you freaks! Come on! Let's have it!"
"Don't you dare question my resolve! I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your wake!"
"Bonds Beyond Time"
"gun x clover"
"ultimate anti hero"
"wizardly tower"
"god among men"
"god of martial arts"
"the new gate"
"Zettai Karen Children"
"Z.O.E. Dolores,i"
"Zombie-Loan"
"star martial arts"
"Yume Tsukai"
"Yuri!!! On Ice"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!