"Why? Is there anything in it for us? If you were a woman, I could expect a kiss or so, but you're a guy! On the contrary, you could just die there. I mean, just die. It is your destiny to die here!"

"He sure underestimated me! My Murderous Gauge was turned to the max!"

"Thank you! Fuck you! A villain has arrived!"

"C'mon, put up ya dukes! You think you're Pete Hammond? Haha, more like Jack Dempsey! Or more like Jack Johnson! You got no moxie! You got no technique! ...do you even know any of these boxers I'm talkin' about? Any red-blooded American would have to know what I'm talking about, RIGHT!? You don't? Oh, you don't!? I'll make you pay for not knowin' them! Of course, even if you did know 'em, you'd still! Have! To! PAAAAAAY!"

""I just know you are all my newest enemies...and you have really nice guns. You people are all the same. You think you're so SPECIAL! "Oh yeah, with all of our wonderful guns on this pathetic train, there's no way anyone can stop us! We are invincible and unbeatable! We are SO STRONG with all of our men and our guns!" Hahaha! You are my absolute favorite people to kill! You are so beautifully amazed when you die! Especially when I squish your brains! BETWEEN MY FINGERS! LIKE I'M MAKING SAUSAGE!"

"The reason you guys were wearing such orchestra style suits was to perform for me, right? To think you'd come to the roof especially for me! This must be love! I have embraced your enormous love! Now it's your turn to embrace my love. I love you, so die!"

"(Upon discovering mutilated corpses in the conductor's car, blaming The Rail Tracer) "It's too late. It's-it's already taken us over!""

"I might have cried a little too much up till now. So I've decided that the amount I cried counts towards you as well. I've cried your half. So even if bad things should happen now, don't cry."

"The times when you want to cry are when you have to try your hardest. That's why I decided I'll cry in general. Then, when I have to shed tears for a time when I really want to cry, my tears would have run dry."

"Your brother killed some of my friends in a horrible way, one year ago, right here. So I won't apologize."

"The harshness of having to live for eternity ..."

"I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY HEART!"

"Look, there are powers in this world you clearly don't understand, pal."

"I was scared to death of this poem when I was young. But it's different now. Ever since the incident one year ago ..."

"Now tell me, who tried to ventilate me!"

"(Upon discovering he and Miria are immortal in 2001) "LITTLE MAMA, LET'S CALL UP THE BOYS AND HAVE A PARTY!""

"The Rail Tracer eats bad children, right? The Rail Tracer must have realized after eating Czes, that he is actually a good little boy, and he came back to return the parts he had eaten!"

"A train robbery is where you take a train to your destination, make your move, and take a train back, right?"

"Isaac! Your wound disappeared without a trace! What's next? Doves?"

""We'll tan his hide. I'll use my trusty hundred guns!" (Isaac visibly has no guns)"

"(As Gustavo is about to kill him) "Don't you think that's a bit random?""

"Could you please listen to this selfish request of mine? Please ... don't forget about me."

"Why do we feel these rainbows are so fairy tale like? Have you ever thought about that?"

"(Fighting Graham) "I don't care what your little brain thinks! It's impossible for you to beat me!""

"You can throw your knife at me if you want, but you'll never hit me!"

"(Confronting Chane, who holds a knife to his chest) "It's been a while. You still planning to kill me? To be honest, I would completely understand if you were. I just thought it would be appropriate for me to go ahead and declare my love for you first. I'm a little afraid that I wasn't able to properly convey my feelings for you on top of that train, so I guess I'll just come out and say it. As perplexing as it is, it appears I've fallen in love with you, Chane. Sorry, that's not true. There's actually nothing perplexing about it. Eh, I'm really not any good at expressing myself in fancy words, so I'll just make it simple: I love you. Let's get married. (Chane keeps the knife on him, disbelieving) You're not sure? That's all right. I promise you there's no way I will destroy this world you've come to believe in. Your world is really not that fragile. No world can be destroyed just because someone else enters into it. It just gets bigger, that's all! And if your world is ever, in the slightest way, threatened, I will protect it. I bet you wouldn't ordinarily believe anyone who talks like me. But then, I'm not ordinary."

"I won't die no matter what. That's what I believe, so stay silent and believe in me. I am a man who will never die."

"Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident. However, there are as many stories explaining it as there are people involved in it."

"So what if I'd spare him? In my mind, it's the certainty in myself that I possess which allows me to have that kind of mercy or compassion. There's no wavering on that point. It's fixed like the stars. The fact is, I'm never gonna be killed! So remember this: Mercy and compassion are virtues that only the strong are privileged to possess. And I am strong."

"This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm having. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative. I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see, as if in a dream."

"It doesn't matter who I am. You can just think of me as the talking air."

"(To Rachel) "Your ticket, please!""

"It's begun. It's too late now. There's no going back. I have become the Rail Tracer!"

"As long as we're together I could be a king or a queen! I could even be a joker!"

"I don't understand any of it, but it's absolutely incredible!"

"(About Czeslaw) "Wasn't he just dead a minute ago?""

"(While fighting Ladd) "All I have to do is think something, and it becomes true.""

"It's guns! I love guns! ...machine guns? That's even better! This could be fun! Sounds like death, and danger. Daaanger, daaaaanger...What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get exciiiting! Yes! Yes yes yes! YES YES YES YES YES!"

"Now, dear uncle, there's a certain person that I just love to kill. It doesn't even matter whether they're weak or strong. The people I live to kill that really get me jazzed... never see it coming. Never. They're in some happy place where they're sure nothing can get them. Dying is the furthest thing from their minds. Maybe they're thinkin' about what they're gonna have for dinner. Just like you were. Right before I walked in."

"Er...hello? Is this thing on? Cool. This message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart-filled shout-out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! All right! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers! My name is Jan Valentine, and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch, so let me be the first to thank you for providing us with these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing more than a pile of shit. You got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide. ‘Cause now, I’m gonna kill you. I want to see you cry and beg. In the meantime, I highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! But hey! You can try being a man and just kill yourselves. Thank you, London! We love you! GOODNIGHT!"

"Shut up! You're nothing but the Hellsing family toy! A dog for the Church of England not even fit to call himself a vampire!"

"[to Anderson, after he has been defeated] YOU AND I ARE THE SAME! [everyone gasps in shock of what he said] You are me... I was just the same! Don't you understand, this is how I became what I am? [Alucard starts crying]"

"He may act like he's not injured, but he's taking far more damage than I am. I can beat him!"

"What are you? What the hell are you?!"

"(pinned by Seras) "FUCK! Ow! Lemme go! I'm supposed to be on top, bitch!""

"[to Anderson, after he uses the Nail of Helena] "You...you fool!...[aims Casull at Anderson] You bloody FOOL!""

"Only a human can destroy a monster. Only a human could dare hope to."

"[during his dream while momentarily defeated by Anderson] Fight! Fight for the glory of your God! God does not help those who kneel before Him! God does not save those who pray for mercy, for those are not true prayers! Would you beg in the presence of your Lord? Your impiety begs only for death! True prayer is forged in battle! Dazzle your Lord with your prayer, and you shall know Him! You shall know Jerusalem! After the tearing, the crushing, the breaking of men's bones, when the fruits of our prayers lie at our feet, God will descend from His throne on high to bring judgement upon His wretched and pitiful servants!"

"Angel of Death... Weren't you the one who said Englishmen looked forward to growing old? You've seemed to have abandon your maturity. Truly a terrible shame, you were such a lovely old man. It pains me to see how wretched and ugly you've become. Your body and soul corrupted. A dark reaper to the very core."