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"Horis: 482 seconds."
"Hilda: How much longer until we're cleared of the asteroid zone?"
"Ctarl Ctarl1: Make way for the Ctarl Ctarl empire!"
"Ctarl Ctarl2: If you don't clear the we're gonna whip your butt."
"McCoy Henchman2: What should we do?"
"McCoy: Like we really have a choice? These guys are even worse than the pirates!"
"Gene: Hey Jim, tell me, what are the Ctarl Ctarl like again?"
"Jim': They're like a cross between a human and a tiger. They're really nasty."
"Aisha: Wait! Wait a minute, that's crazy!"
"Technician2: Stop messing around!"
"Melfina: I see something that's closing in on us from ahead. It's a large ship."
"Aisha: This is the Orta Hone Hone, registered to the Ctarl Ctarl empire. I am speaking to you as Ambassador Planetary Penitentiary Aisha Clan Clan. With total authority in all space,"
"McCoy Henchman1: Okay, lady, gotcha this time."
"Melfina: Grappler ship closing in from above!"
"Hilda: Horis, we need a rapid climb."
"McCoy: (laughs) Running out of time."
"Gene: Ugh..."
"Horis: Further evasion is dangerous. Now leaving guide path."
"McCoy Henchman1: Ahh man!"
"Crowd: Clear the way (~ 10 times)"
"Aisha: What?! You defy the Ctarl Ctarl empire!? Grr...."
"Jim: There they are!"
"Jim: Gotcha."
"McCoy: Ain't gonna work little lady!"
"Horis: Grappler ships to aft have split into 2 groups."
"McCoy Henchman2: Right."
"Hilda: Jim, eyes up, they're coming in from the rear."
"Horis: Enemy craft have anti-laser defenses."
"Horis: Warning, please avoid any reckless evasive maneuvers until we are out of Blue Heaven's approach lane."
"Melfina: Alright, I'll try."
"Hilda: Alright, continue accelerating."
"Jim: Okay."
"Hilda: It's to your right. If they close in, open fire."
"Hilda: Melfina, sit in the auxiliary control chair. You're able to do it."
"McCoy Henchman1: They won't get away, lets split ourselves up."
"Jim: Uhh... Hilda, what are we gonna do?"
"Horis: Warning, that may cause a short circuit."
"Gene: I do, I might puke all over the console."
"Jim: If you don't have a problem with it, I'll help."
"Hilda: Can you operate a laser cannon?"
"Hilda: Keep firing, it'll keep them on their toes at least."
"Jim: Sure, I know how to use one."
"Hilda: Without it the ships will collide!"
"Aisha: What? Just a minute!"
"Technician2: Graphic shields altering course 3 degrees to port."
"Aisha: Quiet! This is in the honor of the Ctarl Ctarl!"
"Technician1: Yes, m'am!"
"Aisha: Grrr!"
"Crowd: Fire"
"Crowd: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!