"D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!"

"[confronting his mother] What if it's not something I've done? What if it's who I am?"

"Khary Payton — Andrew"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt — Elder Paul Rider"

"Rebekah Johnson — Julie Taylor"

"Wes Ramsey — Christian Markelli"

"Steve Sandvoss — Elder Aaron Davis"

"Aaron prays, Christian plays. Opposites attract."

"[On Mormons] Oh, honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then, before you know, it's 3am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair."

"Fuck you, I'm Donna Reed on a stick."

"Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots. But more and more these days, I feel like we're all connected. And it's beautiful... and funny... and good."

"[after having sex with Christian] Well, I'm already going to Hell for kissing you, so I may as well take the scenic route."

"We're colours and whites - we don't mix."

"When I was a little kid, I use to put my face right up to them, you know, um, and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots, I think life is like that sometimes. But I like to think that, from God's perspective, life, everything - even this... it makes sense. It's not just dots. And instead we're all connected, and it's beautiful and it's funny and it's good. From this close we, we can't expect it to make sense, right now."

"I can't believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep."

"Look at yourself. You're so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you're nothing but fluff. You're like a walking, talking marshmallow Peep!"

"When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pretty disorienting."

"Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining."

"I mean, LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door, like we're all waiting for something better to walk in. But would we ever recognise it if we did? It might be nice to stop circling. it might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. It might be nice to have it mean something."

"Dammit, what's wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. But what if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that's pretty miraculous."

"Ok asshole, the way I see it you've got a big mouth and only one arm to back it up. So's how's it gonna look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you?"

"Maybe you could try and reach down in your Bible geek soul and be cool for just two seconds?"

"How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet, but if God talks to me I'm schizophrenic?"

"I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a '58 Chevy."

"[Mick has bought Tess some lingerie for her birthday] Y'know, Mick, just once I could go for like a sweater or some earrings... something that I could actually wear outside of this apartment?"

"[on computer] Dear Jack, There's a light bulb over my head. I know Trask and you know media. And that adds up to us finally doing a deal together. Let's run with it. Best, Katherine."

"[Upon reading Tess' day planner] Why that little... slut! That goddamn little... bitch! Secretary!"

"You got it! Oh, my God! I can't believe it! She's out! She made it out! She got out! She has her own office!"

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will."

"For anyone who's ever won. For anyone who's ever lost. And for everyone who's still in there trying."

"[looking at a dress] Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather!"

"I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"[from her new, private office] Hey, Cyn. Guess where I am."

"The first true story of what happens after you die."

"Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller"

"I was driving to work this morning thinking I will be here, in two months, it'll be ten years. And, you're like my real family. Isn't that tragic? [laughter] I got a call from my mother this morning to wish me a Happy Birthday, and hinted around the fact that I wasn't making enough money, if you can call, 'Are you still making that same salary, honey?' a hint. [laughter] And my ex-wife used to say the same thing, although she never used the word 'honey'. [laughter] So, maybe in three years I can double my income?... Four years? Okay. So, you're great people to work with, and this is a great present, and I wish I could squeeze all of you into one pretty woman. [laughter] And if you'd like to go to my office, I'll try. [laughter] Thanks a lot."